Thursday, November 30, 2006
Lohan and The Greasebag Twins
In honor of the great trainwreck Lindsey Lohan, the future ex-Mrs. DB1, here's a Lohan type Hottie looking all sorts of bubble yum hot to keep us warm on a Thursday. Of course she's embracing two knobs right on the gaybag/stubblebag border known as Scroatia.
Heck, for all I can tell, that is The Lohan.
But whether its her, or one of her baby friends, either way I'll still be staring at a computer screen. So does it really matter if it's Lohan or Lohan-clone? All I know is these smug, stubbley tools need that paperback copy of "I'm a Douchebag, You're a Douchebag" shoved up their collective asses before Lohan Hottie realizes what she's embracing.
Come to me, Lohan. We will drink papaya juice and chant the Zoastrian prayer for the Sun while I rub linseed oil on your thighs.
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here's a question from a HCwDB noob, can you be a douchebag if your a raging homosexual? seriously! when this pic was snapped, the dorothy on the left was in the process of saying "oh my god! lindsay lohan, your just sooo diviine! let me do your hair, girlfriend!"
# posted by 
: 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
Oh god, they are in one of those bars with books. Where douches that quote "Thus Spake Zarathustra" swarm with reckless aplomb in hopes of snatching up some quasi-intellectual piece of window-dressing like our Lohanesque friend here. This is Bleeth virus stage one.
These douches need to be fed pschoactive drugs, strapped into a chair clockwork orange-style, and have "Ulysses," "Gravity's Rainbow," and "The Fountainhead" read to them. By Fran Drescher.
Then, and only then, may they repent their douchey ways.
These douches need to be fed pschoactive drugs, strapped into a chair clockwork orange-style, and have "Ulysses," "Gravity's Rainbow," and "The Fountainhead" read to them. By Fran Drescher.
Then, and only then, may they repent their douchey ways.
we're flirting in a library. we're cool!
ok you're cooler than me at least. now go fuck yourselves. except the hottie. she should certainly fuck me.
ok you're cooler than me at least. now go fuck yourselves. except the hottie. she should certainly fuck me.
Goddammit, mitch meats. Now I can't get the sound of Fran Drescher reading about the copraphagic general out of my head. That punishment is the most torturous I've read that doesn't involve tearing flesh and isopropyl alcohol.
This is certainly one of those exclusive immodest clubs for the accidentally wealthy children of real people who worked for their cash.
Arrogant, overweening, pretentious: douchebags.
A Lohan copy just prior to the karen carpenter phase. schweet.
This is certainly one of those exclusive immodest clubs for the accidentally wealthy children of real people who worked for their cash.
Arrogant, overweening, pretentious: douchebags.
A Lohan copy just prior to the karen carpenter phase. schweet.
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
if that is Lohan, she appears to only be about 24 hours into it.
i highly suspect that could be, however; those teats don't seem to be quite luscious enough.
but - i could be wrong.
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i highly suspect that could be, however; those teats don't seem to be quite luscious enough.
but - i could be wrong.
# posted by : 6:58 AM
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