words can't express the sick feeling i am experiencing right now...

blog the douchehunter
 

I really don't like that guy, but what the hell is that chick in back doing to the dress of that chick in the middle? And why can't I do it? Is she wearing, like, ONLY a handbag? Is she like some fantasy I'll have tonight, like Charlie and the Kate Spade Factory?

Fuck I hate that guy.
 

Ok what the hell is this douche wearing? Whatever it is it has gone horribly wrong. It's even got the Member's Only snap neck. Where the hell is brunette hottie going with that big ass purse? Bowling?
 

This guy is wearing the douchiest shirt ever sewn by 10 year old 3rd world fingers. He looks like douche of the future in that thing.

The eyes in this pic say it all.

Him: "Oh my god! this is so much better than when my mom kisses me!"

Blonde: "Did we win our $20?"

Brunette: [points to his newly sprung 2" boner] "hell yes we did! now we can go throw down some 'train with a real man"
 

how cute. Bobby Flay is wearing a Highlander "there can be only one" shirt.

DOUCHE!
 

Looks like a picture of a dad trying to be cool with his daughters.
 

No douche, just a lucky guy.