Friday, November 17, 2006
Inverted 'Bag Sandwich #58
I don't know how douchey this generic blob of putz is. Probably not enough to qualify him for 'bag status. Although that necklace does suggest scrote tendencies.
But I do know one thing.
I would order the prime rib at Morton's with this blond vision, then make vapid and shallow jokes about how long it's taking Crate and Barrel to deliver our new sofa. We would discuss the weather and our trip to Barbados in December while we sip a twenty two dollar per glass Pinot Noir. Afterwards, back at home in Bel Air, we would make silent love in the dark while I worried about my stocks.
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not a 'bag.
the only this this lump is doing wrong is being terribly underdressed. I mean, come on, the ladies are all classy and primped (2.56 hours prep time each)and you go ahead and throw on the 30 buck short sleeve and oh,oh, pull that crap-tastic necklace out and expose that circa 1994 style of yours.
yikes.
unless he is married to one of them, he gets none of the booty.
beerslayer
the only this this lump is doing wrong is being terribly underdressed. I mean, come on, the ladies are all classy and primped (2.56 hours prep time each)and you go ahead and throw on the 30 buck short sleeve and oh,oh, pull that crap-tastic necklace out and expose that circa 1994 style of yours.
yikes.
unless he is married to one of them, he gets none of the booty.
beerslayer
# posted by 
: 8:13 AM
: 8:13 AM
senseless ring on non-wedding finger + coral necklace + greasy forehead + excessive use of dippity-do gel + two hotties that i would make romance explosion on my own stomach for = douche enough for me
blog the douchehunter
blog the douchehunter
# posted by : 8:43 AM
: 8:43 AM
This guy is not a douche. He's just your run of the mill dork. I want to thank you DB1 for posting this picture anyway because blondie is just super amazingly fantastarific.
# posted by : 9:39 AM
: 9:39 AM
Yes, but you don't mention what you would do with the brunette. She seems much more flavorful to me than dead-eyes pseudo-blondie.
# posted by : 9:50 AM
: 9:50 AM
You guys are crazy. The brunette is the hotter of the 2 by far. And she is sporting what appears to be a super sweet rack. I'd camp out in front of my local Walmart for 3 days just for the CHANCE to motorboat those babies.
Danny Bonadouchey
Danny Bonadouchey
# posted by : 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
Yes, I agree that the brunette has a great rack, but that blondie has the most beautiful face I've seen on this site!!! And yes, the guy is a dork, but not a douchbag.
# posted by : 8:10 PM
: 8:10 PM
The due is not a db, but an EffAhe*
Forfet blondie, I would give up Night Train for a week cold turkey for an hour with the brunette.
Ahh, who am I kidding? 20 seconds would be plenty.
Double Bagger
*fatass
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Forfet blondie, I would give up Night Train for a week cold turkey for an hour with the brunette.
Ahh, who am I kidding? 20 seconds would be plenty.
Double Bagger
*fatass
# posted by : 3:51 PM
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