Monday, November 27, 2006
HCwD of the Week: Turkey Edition
This'll be the final round before the HCwDotM contest next week, and it seems like consensus is that Bagsgiving is running away with the prize. Even so, lets be fair and take a vote. I'm not sold that Turkey Doucherole is the same guy but he may well be. However a HCwD pic operates in its own reality. Whether or not the same person is in each pic is less important than the ability for the given pic to cause you to want to smash your head into a lamp-post until it looks like Ivan Drago at the end of "Rocky IV." (speaking of which, Rocky IV. I'm there).
So have at it folks. Which pic makes you want to Terri Schiavo yourself?
HCwD #1: The 'Bagsgiver
Not much to add to the genius of this pic. Only my overt joy that a hottie this stripped down is still concerned about "covering" herself.
Honey, it's too late, baby, it's too late...
HCwD of the Week #2: Tree
There's an understated HCwD genius to this pic that's growing on me every time I look at it. This is like one of those true rager pics. Just so completely unfair, and that brunette is so mind explodingly chocolate strawberry delicious that I want to gorge on Chips Ahoy/Night Train milkshakes until I die.
I love her.
Don't start. This time I mean it.
HCwD of the Week #3: Turkey Doucherole
Same 'bag in 'Bagsgiving? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, Jimmy Kimmel should pack him up in that crate with Kevin Federline and drop his ass in the Indian Ocean.
Pinky ring means we roll a +2 20 sided die for damages.
So have at it folks. Who's the final entry in this go-round?
Also forgot to mention, anyone who donated some cash to the DB1 Night Train Fund, drop me a line and get a special emailed JPG of the legendary "Shocker" pic that was the first truly great HCwD find on this site (since taken down). It's the least I can do to thank you guys who kicked a little cash in to help keep the site going. If anyone else wants to help out, the donate button is over there on the left.
And with that being said, vote away fellow 'bags, hotties and 'bag hunters. Put your vote in the comments thread.
So have at it folks. Which pic makes you want to Terri Schiavo yourself?
HCwD #1: The 'Bagsgiver
Not much to add to the genius of this pic. Only my overt joy that a hottie this stripped down is still concerned about "covering" herself.
Honey, it's too late, baby, it's too late...
HCwD of the Week #2: Tree
There's an understated HCwD genius to this pic that's growing on me every time I look at it. This is like one of those true rager pics. Just so completely unfair, and that brunette is so mind explodingly chocolate strawberry delicious that I want to gorge on Chips Ahoy/Night Train milkshakes until I die.
I love her.
Don't start. This time I mean it.
HCwD of the Week #3: Turkey Doucherole
Same 'bag in 'Bagsgiving? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, Jimmy Kimmel should pack him up in that crate with Kevin Federline and drop his ass in the Indian Ocean.
Pinky ring means we roll a +2 20 sided die for damages.
So have at it folks. Who's the final entry in this go-round?
Also forgot to mention, anyone who donated some cash to the DB1 Night Train Fund, drop me a line and get a special emailed JPG of the legendary "Shocker" pic that was the first truly great HCwD find on this site (since taken down). It's the least I can do to thank you guys who kicked a little cash in to help keep the site going. If anyone else wants to help out, the donate button is over there on the left.
And with that being said, vote away fellow 'bags, hotties and 'bag hunters. Put your vote in the comments thread.
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#3 has a hottie showing the bra and a douche wearing a prink, light blue, and yellow striped shirt and a pinky ring; but #1 wins. I think I do not need to illustrate the reasons why.
#3 has a hottie showing the bra and a douche wearing a prink, light blue, and yellow striped shirt and a pinky ring; but #1 wins. I think I do not need to illustrate the reasons why.
# posted by 
: 2:04 PM
: 2:04 PM
I am almost certain that 'Bagsgiving is the same worthless, dimpled nutsack flesh as Doucherole. In both, he is casting 'Bag Gesture #47 (The Inverted Rocker). He also appears to be wearing the same pinky ring on his left hand in both photos. On to the ratings!
While star hottie #2 is, indeed, incredible, possibly the hottest ever, Tree/Herman Munster 'Bag is just too moronic looking to be taken seriously for HCwDotW. She is clearly giving him a pity photo that he can take back to the crypt with him. One does not trifle with the undead, even ones in sleeveless shirts.
Obviously, #1 wins hands-down this week and probably HCwDotY, if there is one. This is mainly based on the juggernaut strength of the hotties in question. Even though you cannot see their faces, they are clearly keen on running around naked, which makes them both stars in my book. It's as if the DB in question is studying the natives of some far-off, third-world, wood-panelled civilization of sluttery. However, 'Bagsigiving/Doucherole's pose in #3 is infinitely more offensive because you can actually see his eyes looking at you and the tongue which he is presumably going to be be plunging into that little morsel later this evening.
It's as if he is mocking my soul.
While star hottie #2 is, indeed, incredible, possibly the hottest ever, Tree/Herman Munster 'Bag is just too moronic looking to be taken seriously for HCwDotW. She is clearly giving him a pity photo that he can take back to the crypt with him. One does not trifle with the undead, even ones in sleeveless shirts.
Obviously, #1 wins hands-down this week and probably HCwDotY, if there is one. This is mainly based on the juggernaut strength of the hotties in question. Even though you cannot see their faces, they are clearly keen on running around naked, which makes them both stars in my book. It's as if the DB in question is studying the natives of some far-off, third-world, wood-panelled civilization of sluttery. However, 'Bagsigiving/Doucherole's pose in #3 is infinitely more offensive because you can actually see his eyes looking at you and the tongue which he is presumably going to be be plunging into that little morsel later this evening.
It's as if he is mocking my soul.
bagsgiver takes it with ease. even though he has two naked chicks whom he should be mercilessly pounding into oblivion, he feels the need to take a picture with them in their topless glory. definitely db of the week, and a contender for the year.
# posted by : 3:22 PM
: 3:22 PM
duh the answer is #1. let me put it simply, this pic would make terry shiavo come out of her coma and back from the dead to cure the world of douche cancer.
# posted by : 4:35 PM
: 4:35 PM
#1. This is nothing less than physical proof that the letters to Penthouse are, at least sometimes, non-fiction. Shit.
# posted by : 4:41 PM
: 4:41 PM
BAGSGIVER. LAME GELLED SPIKEY HAIR, LAME SUNGLASSES, AND LAME HAND GESTURES.
HOTTIES WITHOUT BRAS.
KISSING HIM. KISSING HIM!
ARRRRRRRRGH!!11!!!!1
HOTTIES WITHOUT BRAS.
KISSING HIM. KISSING HIM!
ARRRRRRRRGH!!11!!!!1
Hmm, which of these would I most like to side kick in the mouth?
#1? No. Might land a heel on the non-tattooed hottie. #2? No. He's on his way down; doesn't need my help. #3 with the pastel vertical striped rolled up sleeves shirt and pinky ring? Yes. Oh, yes. The slightly exposed bra is not for you, amber shade-wearing tonguebag. That nose needs a second break.
#1? No. Might land a heel on the non-tattooed hottie. #2? No. He's on his way down; doesn't need my help. #3 with the pastel vertical striped rolled up sleeves shirt and pinky ring? Yes. Oh, yes. The slightly exposed bra is not for you, amber shade-wearing tonguebag. That nose needs a second break.
# posted by : 6:56 PM
: 6:56 PM
#1 I have to agree with DB1. What sort of confused morality and ludicrous modesty causes hotties like these to cover the nipples? They should have put their hands over the douchebag's face wedged between them.
# posted by : 8:22 PM
: 8:22 PM
my vote is with #3, although its a close one.
#2 on his own, is bagged to hell and back, but compared to 1 and 3, he's just an average guy on horse tranquilizers.
what finally wins my vote for #3 is the tounge. Just slightly edges it over the top.
#2 on his own, is bagged to hell and back, but compared to 1 and 3, he's just an average guy on horse tranquilizers.
what finally wins my vote for #3 is the tounge. Just slightly edges it over the top.
# posted by : 11:18 PM
: 11:18 PM
wow this is a landslide of epic proportions. And I hate to be the conformist, but Bagsgiver is taking this one down. Even though its hard to look away from my four best friends in that picture, one is easily repulsed when they contemplate Porcupine Bag. This has to be one of the more impressive gel jobs I have seen a douchebag put together on this site. But what really gets me is the sunglasses + robe combination. What, is it too sunny in that sauna? However, lets not lie to ourselves. I mean, hes bad, but weve seen worse. Heck, to reference the fine investigative work of scrote m. walsh, this pic is not even his worst display of douchebaggery, as it is truly realized in doucherole. Its the hotties that put #1 on top this week. The pink tie-dyed underwear on the left hottie that is just barely covering that tattoo on her thigh is giving rise to some serious primal instincts within me, but its the black lace on the hottie on the right that gives me dreams of love explosion on her face (sorry for the double Borat reference, I couldn't help it.) I truly believe that after this picture was taken, those two hotties made sweet love to each other as PorcuBag watched. And the thought of that gives me shivers. This might even have the chance to challenge the legend that is the great Pat. So yea, #1 definitely takes this one down.
On a side note: After reading scrote m. walsh's comment, I started looking closer at doucherole and I'd like to raise the theory that hottie in pic #3 is the hottie on the right in pic #1, but this time pleasantly derobed.
On a side note: After reading scrote m. walsh's comment, I started looking closer at doucherole and I'd like to raise the theory that hottie in pic #3 is the hottie on the right in pic #1, but this time pleasantly derobed.
# posted by : 1:27 AM
: 1:27 AM
wow this is a landslide of epic proportions. And I hate to be the conformist, but Bagsgiver is taking this one down. Even though its hard to look away from my four best friends in that picture, one is easily repulsed when they contemplate Porcupine Bag. This has to be one of the more impressive gel jobs I have seen a douchebag put together on this site. But what really gets me is the sunglasses + robe combination. What, is it too sunny in that sauna? However, lets not lie to ourselves. I mean, hes bad, but weve seen worse. Heck, to reference the fine investigative work of scrote m. walsh, this pic is not even his worst display of douchebaggery, as it is truly realized in doucherole. Its the hotties that put #1 on top this week. The pink tie-dyed underwear on the left hottie that is just barely covering that tattoo on her thigh is giving rise to some serious primal instincts within me, but its the black lace on the hottie on the right that gives me dreams of love explosion on her face (sorry for the double Borat reference, I couldn't help it.) I truly believe that after this picture was taken, those two hotties made sweet love to each other as PorcuBag watched. And the thought of that gives me shivers. This might even have the chance to challenge the legend that is the great Pat. So yea, #1 definitely takes this one down.
On a side note: After reading scrote m. walsh's comment, I started looking closer at doucherole and I'd like to raise the theory that hottie in pic #3 is the hottie on the right in pic #1, but this time pleasantly derobed.
On a side note: After reading scrote m. walsh's comment, I started looking closer at doucherole and I'd like to raise the theory that hottie in pic #3 is the hottie on the right in pic #1, but this time pleasantly derobed.
# posted by : 1:28 AM
: 1:28 AM
#1
cause I hate this guy. Sure it's the same douche as #3, but the first pic makes me hate him so much more. I'm sure that this guy is living off the fat of his parents, clubbing with hottie #3 and two topless hotties in #1. He wears glasses indoors out of the sauna, and flushes the same douche signes with all the hotties. He even takes these hotties for granted, posing way more for the camera.
In fact I hate this douche so much, that I propose a national hunt for him. If anyone sees this douche, then kick him in the nuts. Or, at the very least mess up his spikey hair, since I'm sure that would cause great pain to this stinky douch.
cause I hate this guy. Sure it's the same douche as #3, but the first pic makes me hate him so much more. I'm sure that this guy is living off the fat of his parents, clubbing with hottie #3 and two topless hotties in #1. He wears glasses indoors out of the sauna, and flushes the same douche signes with all the hotties. He even takes these hotties for granted, posing way more for the camera.
In fact I hate this douche so much, that I propose a national hunt for him. If anyone sees this douche, then kick him in the nuts. Or, at the very least mess up his spikey hair, since I'm sure that would cause great pain to this stinky douch.
# posted by : 7:02 AM
: 7:02 AM
#1 because he made me want to stab myself in the eye with a pen! not only that, because there were no fresh douches put up all weekend, I was forced to relive the pain over and over again for several days. I like hottie in #3, but I love hottie on the right in #1 so that just adds more disdain. #1 it is.
Blog the Douchehunter
Blog the Douchehunter
# posted by : 7:52 AM
: 7:52 AM
#2 gets my vote. I am ashamed of all you long time bag-bashers, but especially you, DB1. How can you claim to be in love with this girl, when you did not even recognize her from her previous appearance on this site, early in its lifeline? I knew I had seen this beauty somewhere before, so I did a little digging through the archives, or "douchecives". Stumbling through past classics like "Giraffe Bag", I found my prey in the May 2006 archives. Might I refer you to "The Da Douchey Code"? That's right my friends, I went old school on you all. She is the winner.
Danny Bonadouchey
Danny Bonadouchey
# posted by : 8:05 AM
: 8:05 AM
its quite obviously number 1. lets be honest: we havent seen hotties that fresh (and almost naked) on this website in a while. and, combined with grease head's indoor sunglasses and sweaty/baggy/wrinkled shirt, its a douche situation of epic proportions. i stand by my previous comments on this one - girl on the left seems slightly skank, but holy shit, righty makes my eyes boil with enchantment. and the douche? he should have a twig jammed in his pee hole.
dbagsupreme
dbagsupreme
# posted by : 8:05 AM
: 8:05 AM
#1 and #3 are clearly same douche. But though in #3 he might just be hovering over an indifferent hotty like a douchemoth to shiny cleavite, in #1 the two babes clearly have enough affection for (or monetary rewards from) this bag to actually touch him with their mouths while naked - in itself this is enough to fill me with dread and despair at the hopeless injustice reigning in this imperfect world.
#3, hands down - easily db of the month, if not year.
#3, hands down - easily db of the month, if not year.
# posted by : 8:11 AM
: 8:11 AM
I have to agree with the majority here and say #1, the Bagsgiver. The reason is that while nos. 2 and 3 give us very strong examples of standard format club/party scene baggery, #1 shows us the deep, dark, evil reality that until now has been mostly left to our imagination: what happens between HCs and DBs after they leave the club. And gentlemen, the answer as indicated by this picture is not at all conducive to my mental health.
This photo raises all kinds of questions in me, like I'm doing an anthropological study on an alien species. Who the hell took this photo??? Is it Bag Part Deux, or Hottie Number Three? And when Black Panties Hottie withdraws her face from contact with Bagsgiver's head, does wiping the gel off to preserve her excellent complexion require a moist towel, or can it be done with garden variety napkin?
While #2 does feature a vicious combination of hotness and douchery, only #1 causes me to doubt Darwin's theory of evolution.
This photo raises all kinds of questions in me, like I'm doing an anthropological study on an alien species. Who the hell took this photo??? Is it Bag Part Deux, or Hottie Number Three? And when Black Panties Hottie withdraws her face from contact with Bagsgiver's head, does wiping the gel off to preserve her excellent complexion require a moist towel, or can it be done with garden variety napkin?
While #2 does feature a vicious combination of hotness and douchery, only #1 causes me to doubt Darwin's theory of evolution.
# posted by : 10:44 AM
: 10:44 AM
Everyone keeps giving these long drawn out descriptions of why Bag #1 should be Douche of the week, and I agree it should be him, though his winning the contest can be shown by a simple mathematical equation.
Major Douche + Naked Boobies =HCwD of the Week
It's just basic math.
Major Douche + Naked Boobies =HCwD of the Week
It's just basic math.
# posted by : 2:35 PM
: 2:35 PM
Hmmmm...I've been avoiding this for awhile, but I have to quit being indecisive and send in my vote.
And although I find myself reluctant to do so, I've got to go with #1.
The photo is so mind-numbing I don't really even want to officially recognize it exists. I keep trying to rationalize it, telling myself the two chicks are pros. But deep inside I know they aren't. The horror, the horror.
And although there IS something sublime about the douchey/hottie combo in the "Tree" pic, I just have to admit that the 'Bagsgiver is the most astounding combo I've seen on here in awhile. Or maybe ever?
So yeah, it's gotta be #1, unfortunately.
Anyone know where I can get some Night Train in the southwestern CT area?
And although I find myself reluctant to do so, I've got to go with #1.
The photo is so mind-numbing I don't really even want to officially recognize it exists. I keep trying to rationalize it, telling myself the two chicks are pros. But deep inside I know they aren't. The horror, the horror.
And although there IS something sublime about the douchey/hottie combo in the "Tree" pic, I just have to admit that the 'Bagsgiver is the most astounding combo I've seen on here in awhile. Or maybe ever?
So yeah, it's gotta be #1, unfortunately.
Anyone know where I can get some Night Train in the southwestern CT area?
uh oh, there was a problem with my absentee ballot (douching chad or whatnot) - I vote for #1, not #3. Though no need for a recount, this is looking like a landslide (did you know excess hair slime was the #1 cause of landslides ?)
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