all i can say is this...HCwD of the year.
 

I know what I'm thankful for...
 

Happy Bagsgiving to you.

A nice warm holiday message combined with a shot of crooked fingered pinky ringed bag has created such a wave of cognitive dissonance that I'm forced to have an early morning rum and eggnog to smooth things out.

I can't figure out which pair of panties are more desirable: the boyshorts are perfect, but those pinkish things with the EZ pullstrings, oh man... We shouldn't think so competitively. They both win.

I better have another eggnog and contemplate the abs, navels, and the true meaning of cleavite. Is there a name for those inner thigh curves?

I'm thankful that DB1 does this so we can all have a little fun. Brightens the day.
 

this sure didn't brighten my day. why's this scrote with a couple of little vixens? look at him! that hair is scultpted, not gelled. man i gotta start wearing sunglasses, coral necklaces and throwing out bag gestures, then maybe i'll get some satisfaction. i don't even want to know the story behind this photo or what happened before or after for that matter, i don't even want to think about it...wait i just did....dear god.

blog the douchehunter
 

I have to agree with douchehunter. This picture made me happy for a moment, but then I started to realize that there was a steaming pile of douche there enjoying those naked boobies and it just pissed me off. I'm going to go overdose on turkey now.
 

I think this picture is illegal in 48 states.

The semi-naked hotties are still overpowering the douch in this picture. I had to look at this picture for 5 minutes before I noticed him. (The hottie on the left has a tramp stamp.)

Now I am off to attempt to eat after seeing this douche.
 

Clearly this is the same pudgy crooked fingered bag that's in the doucherole pic. Question is, is the hottie in that photo one of these nearly nude morsels here?
 

if our consumption of turkey reflects our consumption of sex with hotties... forget it.

this douchebag deserves no turkey. YOU HEAR THAT?! NO TURKEY!
 

I hate this guy. I hate him so bad. Screw you douchy.
 

the girl on the left appears to be enhanced with skanky tattoos and greased hair. shes a lost cause. but the girl on the right.. mm the girl on the right.. i can say without a doubt that id rather have her breasts and thighs for thanksgiving this year. and the leftovers. and the leftovers' leftovers. again and again. until that scrote is out of my head.
 

definately HCwD of the year. Girly on the left is lost to bleeth, she only gets points for having the one uncovered boobie in the shot. my ladyfriend in the black lace hotpants on the other hand, is an absolute goddess. Id give anything to be either of her forearms for like 20 seconds.

Is it me? or has that tacky ass scrote been on this page before? I'll bet cash hes has a tatoo of calvin pissing on something somewhere on his slimy self.

I want to punch him for being a total douche.

I want to punch him with a chainsaw for making me jealous of a total douchce.

I need more blonde friends sans inhibitions
 

i thought, just for one moment, that this guy was missing a finger from each hand.
 

Boobs! Boobs! I love boobs!!!