Friday, November 17, 2006

 

Friday Pirate Haiku


Arrrr! Matey of Scrote,
Your douche ship sets sail anon.
Cleavite down below.


EDIT: boingy in the comments section, chimes in:

hector the pirate
sailed the seven seas of scrote
for second rate trim
Comments:
pirate douche bag
upon closer inspection
your hotties are skanks

Why are you smiling?
thos chicks all know your penis
is under an inch

hector the pirate
sailed the seven seas of scrote
for second rate trim

middle aged housewives
like to dress up and fuck the
guy who mows thier lawns
 
If they were drunk, then
I would just say 'Shoot Me NOW!'
But that's soda. Fuck.
 
Blondie kinda looks like Courtney Love.
 
What's wrong with Blondie's eye? Is it about to pop out?
 
Shiver me timbers!
More wenches here than booty
Make me walk the plank!
 
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