a friday haiku from the hottie's perspective:

throw a bleeth-V as
pit hair tickles my shoulder
when alone i cry
 

This steaming pile of idiocy is more of a redneck douche. 1)Stupid redneck haircut. 2)Shirt with cutoff sleeves. (Never cool.) 3)The shirt is fucking INSIDE OUT. I shed a single tear for this bleethed hottie. Just like the Indian in the commercial.
 

C'mon, the shirt is inside out because it was dirty the other way. wanted to be gussied up for his bitch.

christ, this a hotel room. did they bring someone to take photos? did they bring a tripod? did they set the camera on top of the tv?

she's wearing a pearly-bead watchband. what does that signify?
that bottle looks like a miller lite, the chosen brew of 'bagdom.

I'm going to need to see some nudes (tasteful or not) of the hottie, sans shiny glans forehead in order to make a complete evaluation.
 

baron - awesome name.

is there hope for this specimen? i don't think so. either she spilled on herself, or her left mammary is leaking. it also seems that she's wearing an over thermometer on her wrist, tied there with anal beads.

this is sad.