Oh Dear Sweet Jesus this picture is horrible. Why in the hell is this douche wearing a bathrobe as a fashionable coat? What the hell is that strap going across his shoulder? And most importantly, why is that fine specimen of female snuggling up to him? She is all sorts of tasty. What's that orange thing on her leg? My guess is that it's some sort of tracking device that keeps the hottie from getting away from this scrote.
 

dude, i'd totally dress like a douche if it meant that hotness would be smearing her half nekkid self all over me. I'd even have that douchy 'messy looking' haircut, and a 5 o-clock shadow on my upper lip only.

I just lost an hour of my time staring at the strap from her g-string.

please excuse me, im going to pop out, and found a religion based mainly on her midrift.
 

Wasn't he in "The Last of the Mogriecos", "The Unbearable Blightness of 'Bagging" and, "Douchegangs of New York"?

But what kind of wardrobe is this? Did he steal a bathrobe from the Museum of the Confederacy? I'm guessing he has a wife-beater on under that costume shop rental of a coat. Just goddawful, which means, of course, that the Academy will honor this douchebag for "taking a chance" with his reputation, for his extreme methods to demonstrate his consummate 'bagging skills.

But he'll really be recognized because of the little gangster minx attached to his coat.

She and I would take turns shooting each other with that little orange water pistol attached to her luscious thigh, insisting that it be filled with Italian syrups and we clean each other up with our tongues.

She's forced me to rethink pinstripes and huge white collars and cuffs. Now, they just seem right.
 

anything she wears would just seem right. What really kills me about this pic is his bleary red 'i've been up all night putting it to this chick' eyes.


bastard
 

this hottie looks very fashionably slutty.

and the douche should get the fuck back to Soviet Russia.