Definition of a bag!
 

Damn, that is White Choc. I didn't recognize him without the usual goofy ass "pla-num toofus" grin.
Fake jug stage 4 bleether here is obviousely a "B" grade stripper.
Not hot enough to work at Scores, but attractive enough to bring some of her DIRRRRTY stripper friends to a party instantly making her a crowd favorite.
Hopefully after this picture was taken she and her team of strippers did a filthy show on the pool table and filled in the rest of White Chocolate's beard by giving him a dirty sanchez.
 

DB1- You need some more Train if you can't recognize this 'bag.
 

I like the cross the bleethed out juzz bucket it wearing....Ya, jesus would be proud of you m'lady.

who the devil is this white chocolate? and how does DB1 get so many pics? is DB1 actually White Chocolate? or do you ride with him as part of his crew? I sincerely hope not......for both.
 

yeah serious DB1, if you cant tell this is a bag, i dont know how u can still reconize what a bottle of the train looks like.
 

Bleethed hottie's fake nails compliment WC's striped pink/blue shirt nicely, no? It's important to coordinate for the trip to the snack bar.
 

i think it's important to notice WC's 'zebra hair.' definitely a first for me.
 

wigga, please.

whitey corn rows - combed into the hair.

guys like this are officially all automatically nicknamed "chinstrap".
 

I don't care how much silicone his manicured sausage rolls are grabbing, the look on Douche Capone's face is way too confident for someone wearing lavender pinstripes.
 

ahh white chocolate. The reason he's so subdued in this pic, is because its clearly a formal occasion. Tie, shirt, grotty stripper, my guess is either funeral, or bar-mitsvah.

in new jersey.
 

Ok DB1 you know I love you, in a truely heterosexual sense, and everything that you have done with this site, but if you can't tell that this is a douche, especially knowing that this is White Chocolate, then your skills at Bag perception are definitely fading. Let's look at the facts, Douchey striped shirt, gay ass matching tie, gelled up spikey hair, pencil thin moustache, pencil thin beard, huge ass ear bling, cig behind the ear, hands grabbing naked boobies. He has all the signs of a complete and utter douchebag. I do have to commend him for not flashing the platinum teeth though. Still White Chocolate will always be a major douchebag. DB1 I am honestly ashamed.
 

Dry humor, DB1...dryer than this bleeth's arid skinned fakes.

Look at WC's clammy little stubs gripping those inflataboobs...luckily her nipples have no feeling and will not react, but he'll leave those hand indentations on them like a kindergartener's clay slab art project. Maybe he can scratch his name under the left one.
 

This douche stain would be hot shit in Garner, North Carolina. Classic 'trash stache and beard, earing, 40 cc's of hair gel in his short coiff. Bet he drives a Camaro. With T-tops.

No question. BAG.
 

"...Here's another pic I'm having a hard time deciding on 'bag status...

Just testing to see if you were awake."

easy, mates. easy. we all know DB1 will never let us down.
 

This guy just keeps haunting me. Either he owns a strip club or he deals drugs, because there is no way a douche like this walks around groping hotties without getting his a$$ kicked on a daily basis for:
a)being a douche
b)acting like a brother
c)consistently having different hotties within his grasp
d)for walking around with a look as if nothing is wrong with his douchey style
 

Please no more white chocolate. I am not sure my heart (or soul for that matter) can take it.
 

Multiple DBs owe DB1 an apology.

p.s. If you tire of calling him White Chocolate, you can always go with Roger Clemens-Bag.

Double 'Bagger
 

No shit, obviously DB1 was merely jesting. Fear not, his douche-y sense is still tingling keenly.
 

He has really small hands.
 

BAAAAAAAAAAAG!

that is all.
 

I would look like I had small hands, too, if I were trying to palm that pair of fleshy basketballs. Same color of orange, too! This guy is wretched. He probably invests two hours each day in looking like an utter shitbag.
 

this guy is a fuckin queer
 

ugh... if you're going to get implants, spend some money? these look nasty, like.. done for a grand or two by a DB doctor without a clue. If you're not spending at least 8 grand on implants, you are looking like this... big, 80's looking ripply bolt-ons.

I don't know who is worse in this pic.. this jackoff or the trailer park princess.
 

fyi, this is white chocolate's (paul ernest tevis) baby mama stacy. she tells people she's a model and loves to show off the fake boobies. he's a former dealer who snitched (he's got people looking for him) and by the looks of her she was one of his customers.
 

god damn...i want a piece of that chick if i was a guy to..dammit
 

tinkerbell= pj tevis trying to hype up his baby mama. save it loser, no one wants an std ridden ho no matter how hard n fake the titties. ps pj, next time spring for a nose job on toucan sam.
 

p to the j cant get a lay
aint got no wife
going nowhere in life
his girl is a tranny
she got a flat fanny
hiding her dick
she gives him a stick
he got her sum titties
but cant fool the kiddies
it was a cheapo boob-job
stace was once named bob
pjs a loser
looks like a meth user
his pussy n head are ginger red
this mutha-fucka is better off dead
 

breaking news: pj tevis' aka white chocolate's baby mama just outted him for f***ing a black transvestite...is anyone really surprised?