Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Baby Shake and the Deep Sea Pube
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I've never been quite clear on why balding men think growing facial pubes will somehow balance the hair equation. There is, however, a unique way to distract from one's baldness.
Wear snorkeling goggles.
And a gas station attendant hipster shirt.
In a club. With a girl who has "Baby Shake" written across her rack.
This pic doesn't make sense on any level. Add some ants crawling up his nose and it's a lesser known Dali.
I've never been quite clear on why balding men think growing facial pubes will somehow balance the hair equation. There is, however, a unique way to distract from one's baldness.
Wear snorkeling goggles.
And a gas station attendant hipster shirt.
In a club. With a girl who has "Baby Shake" written across her rack.
This pic doesn't make sense on any level. Add some ants crawling up his nose and it's a lesser known Dali.
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The "flavor savor" phenomenon is a relatively recent one amongst douche bags...reaching it's peak in about '04. Don't know if the goggles will ever take off, though.
# posted by 
: 10:22 AM
: 10:22 AM
And quite a lovely rack she has I may say.
This guy needs a kick to the groin just to see how his little snorkle likes it.
Bagbalm
This guy needs a kick to the groin just to see how his little snorkle likes it.
Bagbalm
# posted by : 10:24 AM
: 10:24 AM
If there is a god, somebody over the course of that night stretched that thing to about a foot in front Steve Sizzou douche's face and let it snap back violently.
Hottie's got that "I might look like the girl next door but I've been around the block." look. Very, very nice.
Mos' Douche
Hottie's got that "I might look like the girl next door but I've been around the block." look. Very, very nice.
Mos' Douche
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
fortunately, those are work goggles, not diving goggles. More importantly, they're the cheap kind that break if you hit them with anything stronger than saw dust, which will help when i find this guy, and cut off his chin pubes with a weed wacker.
# posted by : 11:51 AM
: 11:51 AM
What I wouldn't give to see this ass wipe passed out drunk on the #9 train getting tea bagged by a stanky homeless dude!
What I wouldn't give to see this ass wipe passed out drunk on the #9 train getting tea bagged by a stanky homeless dude!
What I wouldn't give to see this ass wipe passed out drunk on the #9 train getting tea bagged by a stanky homeless dude!
Baby Shake and the Deep Sea Pube would make a GREAT title for a novel or movie.
# posted by : 1:54 PM
: 1:54 PM
I'm hesitant to badmouth this bag because he looks sort of...middle eastern. Like Mahkti al-Bagr minus the ten-meter do-rag. I would like to point out that Baby Shake seems to have willingly put out her eye on the plastic hangy thing, which is admirable.
Also, is the pube parted, like, twice? Or is that a sort of whorl there, a pubelick, as it were?
I seem to have brain leaking onto my neck, so that's about it.
Also, is the pube parted, like, twice? Or is that a sort of whorl there, a pubelick, as it were?
I seem to have brain leaking onto my neck, so that's about it.
# posted by : 6:44 PM
: 6:44 PM
So when did chemistry become so cool that goggles are now considered a fashion statement? I don't think I got the memo on that one.
# posted by : 6:47 PM
: 6:47 PM
The only reason I can figure she's cozied up to the snorkeling auto mechanic is because she's in desperate need of a lube job. And I mean DESPERATE!!!!!!
# posted by : 11:32 PM
: 11:32 PM
This douchebag wears them to every club he goes to! Only thing I can come up with is that he's so busy sucking DJ's dicks that he needs to wear somethin to keep the moneyshot out his eye.
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