Wednesday, October 25, 2006
SwimBag and CaveHottie
Normally costume party 'bags don't fully capture the essence du douche, but in SwimBag's case, douche face trumps all. Giant plastic stick-on eyebrows, facial pubes circa early Ron Jeremy, and douche nipple ring cement 'bag status.
CaveHottie is all sorts of good. I'd invent fire with two pieces of flint just to cook her some Mastadon.
On a side rant, I've never gotten the whole concept of an "Asian Fetish" thing among some guys. I'm as lustful for the Asian hottie as I am for all other hotties, but since when did an ethnicity equal a fetish? Porn shops always list it like it's some sick perversion. "Lesbian. Bondage. Orgy. Asian." What's that about? Where's the "Lesbian. Bondage. Orgy. Australian." signs?
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It takes a major douchebag to go as a swimmer to a costume party. He came up with that costume just so he would have an excuse to be shirtless.
# posted by 
: 1:09 PM
: 1:09 PM
I am just glad it's not a full body shot. He seems committed enough to the "costume" that he is undoubtedly sporting speedos. And, as count douchula notes, there can be no question that the entire costume selection process was dictated by his nipple ring. Had he gone as Liberace it would have been less gay.
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# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
This douche looks like he just swam the English Channel. I'd like to swim the hottie's channel.
P.S. I'd love to go "down under" with an Australian hottie anytime.
P.S. I'd love to go "down under" with an Australian hottie anytime.
# posted by : 10:52 PM
: 10:52 PM
Excellent point about the Asian thing, DB1! I've always wondered the same thing. A Korean friend of mine says it's because some little boys out there think Asian girls are "subservient". What a mistake cos if you ever met my friend, you'd know that's the opposite of true lol! She'd hoist this douche up from the nearest yard arm via his nipple fetish ring and mock him for a week! He'd be the subservient one, trust me...
Let's not forget the categories Ebony, Latina, Blondes on Black guys....whats that about?
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