Thursday, October 19, 2006
The Scandadouchian
This creepy ass EuroBag kind of scares me. He's like douche mutant or something. Normally I wouldn't subject my readers to a weird-ass Scandadouchian like this turd if it weren't for the absolutely fantastic raven he's posing with.
She makes me want to move to Prague and sell newspapers for coin while feasting on bread and cheese and living in that one room studio above the butcher just so I can follow her home from Mass on Sundays.
Yup. I just stepped into a Kundera novel.
European novelist allusions aside, I'd like to pepper-spray Gunter until he begs me in a combination of broken German and English to spare his Abba loving ass. I would then curl up in Raven's dark hair and dream of the Old World while eating a bar of toblerone.
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AAAAAAAHHHH! It's a ghost. Oh wait, nevermind. It's just some Scandinavian Albino Douchebag. I'm getting my proton pack and taking this scrote out Peter Venkman style. That hottie there is just fantastic. I would do naughty naughty things to her.
# posted by 
: 11:30 AM
: 11:30 AM
Don't you hate people like that? I can't ever figure out which eye to look at if I talk to them. I'll stare into the little honeys eyes all day long though.
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# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
I found the pic on a Swedish site, Im Swedish, so go figure. The girl really isnt that hot to be honest, if I find a really hot one curled up next to another "Scandadouchian", Ill make sure you guys will be the first to know. Anyhow, he creeps the heck out of me, and somehow I get the feeling he can dissolve into a cloud of hairgel covered bats at will.
# posted by : 1:42 PM
: 1:42 PM
Hey--glad to see someone else around here is watching Metalocalypse, which is possibly the best show on television.
this hottie is probably lauded by her girlfriends as having "taste" in men.
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ok let's not think about that. is she HOT or what?!
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ok let's not think about that. is she HOT or what?!
The amazing thing is that there are no actual lights on in the room. They shut off the house lights, and the only way you're seeing anything is by his pasty-skin, Scandadoucian glow.
They say the sun helps your body produce vitamin D. I guess the absence of sunlight produces vitamin douche.
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They say the sun helps your body produce vitamin D. I guess the absence of sunlight produces vitamin douche.
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