Monday, October 16, 2006
Rack of Lamb
And as if the last few pics weren't enough to wake the dead with their powers of unholy hotness and douchebaggery, we have another fantastic pic of HCwD balls electrocuting torture. This Harley dog-tagged great dane summons all that is wrong with greasebaggery in this cruel world. Just look at that forehead oozing oil. Nice job tucking in your shirt, Paul Walker Fast and Furious wannabe douche boy.
And on the flip we have the best rack of lambchops I've seen since, well, dinner. But the question does remain, who wears that kind of bikini in a club? Or maybe a modern art showing judging by the painting in the back. Or maybe a kennel, judging by the simian douche she's embracing.
I weep a thousand tears that I'm not in the presense of those abalicious abs. And I send Paul Walker scrote off with the harshest condemnation I can muster: You're a... big.... uhm... douchebag!
Man, I need a shot of the 'Train.
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Well, he has dog tags on. If he is a member of the military, I hope he got plenty from that fine specimen of love. If those are just bling, I hope his dick shrivels up and falls off.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 4:53 PM
: 4:53 PM
that chick sorta looks like a man. great body, no doubt, i'd just worry about limping out on her if she had a husky voice, big hands & adams apple.
# posted by : 9:51 PM
: 9:51 PM
Dogs tags, "worn" jeans, wristbands, sleeveless shirt (he works out, you know!) blah blah blah...*yaawn* These douches need to come up with something half-way unique anymore. I mean, is someone at Abercrombie & Fitch asleep at the wheel over there? Hello?! Hollister, Aeropostale, American Eagle Outfitters?
It's time for a new marketable trend that costs close to nothing to produce like all the rest of the schlock you put out. How about...
*snap!*
Wigs! That's it, they can sell man-wigs in styles pre-approved by all of ViaCom's farm networks! That way, no need to waste time grooming, when you can save time doing cheap shots before you go out!
It's time for a new marketable trend that costs close to nothing to produce like all the rest of the schlock you put out. How about...
*snap!*
Wigs! That's it, they can sell man-wigs in styles pre-approved by all of ViaCom's farm networks! That way, no need to waste time grooming, when you can save time doing cheap shots before you go out!
I started at her feet and went up from there. My developing hardon got thwarted when I reached her face.
As to the scrotehead there, I could swear I saw several oil rigs at his forehead working full speed to get the precious liquid.
As to the scrotehead there, I could swear I saw several oil rigs at his forehead working full speed to get the precious liquid.
# posted by : 5:09 AM
: 5:09 AM
Ok the comments were turned off in the Big Red post so I have to do it here:
FUCK YEAH DUDE. Just coming back from a 3 day weekend and I scroll through the last posts and see my favorite douche Big Red still going strong in the same shirt. This is gonna be a great week. And to "anonymous" who is obviously that chick's boyfriend and was freaking out that everyone called her ugly.... they were right, I would NOT hit it.
Danny Bonadouchey
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FUCK YEAH DUDE. Just coming back from a 3 day weekend and I scroll through the last posts and see my favorite douche Big Red still going strong in the same shirt. This is gonna be a great week. And to "anonymous" who is obviously that chick's boyfriend and was freaking out that everyone called her ugly.... they were right, I would NOT hit it.
Danny Bonadouchey
# posted by : 5:37 AM
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