Monday, October 30, 2006
Pravdouche
I'm not sure when twelve year olds with mutant ears are allowed to cuddle with three Soviet hotties as absolutely perfect as these three. But I do know Carlsberg Boy hasn't had it this good since he won his Junior High Halo II tourney, beating Chet, Bradley and Scooter. You go, Master Chief.
I would read Marx and contemplate the inadequacies of hegemony simply to fondle their bikini tops in inappropriate ways. They would break me, Ivan Drago style. I would embargo their Cuban Missiles. I would Gorbechev their Yeltsins. I would vodka their Dostoyevsky.
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I likes the tasty little blonde Sputnik on the right! I would definitely "gulag her archipelago" (as long as we're gettin' all Russian here..okay, that's was kinda lame :)
I foresee our international relations warming...lots.
I foresee our international relations warming...lots.
Man, I have ALWAYS been a fan of Russian chicks. These 3 are just ridiculous. They inspire me to compose a Haiku, with one verse for each of them, left to right:
delicious pink bottom
child-bearing hips
what a sweet rack
delicious pink bottom
child-bearing hips
what a sweet rack
# posted by 
: 12:40 PM
: 12:40 PM
Hope this kid made the most of these babes, cuz he'll never be this close to that hot of chicks for the rest of his life.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by : 1:23 PM
: 1:23 PM
These 3 fine specimens are making my prostrate swell and tremble.
As for the punk, since he's too young to fully realize the err of his slight doucheyness, I say:
attaboy.
As for the punk, since he's too young to fully realize the err of his slight doucheyness, I say:
attaboy.
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
This kid isn't a douchebag yet but he is definitely in training. He's one lucky son of a bitch though. I never thought I could be jealous of a 12 year old but I definitely am of this one.
# posted by : 2:18 PM
: 2:18 PM
Russian mail order brides have never become more appealing.
no wait the ads always belies the truth...
no wait the ads always belies the truth...
How the hell is that a douchebag? Is it his spiked hair? Is it his flipped up collar on his half-buttoned shirt? Is it his lady's shades? Is it his rub on tan? Is it his goatee?
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