It kinda looks like Porcelain Man's snagged Big Red's only shirt from his closet. But the Ayn Rand Bling is certainly a new direction in douchebag accoutrement. P.M. can't even muster a smile, instead he busts douchebag face gesture #2. And wrist-bling, which is uber-douche level annoyance. What a tool.

Hottie appears to be paid to pretend she wants to touch porcelain statues and smile for the camera. But her abs are Sunday Best. And I'm a huge fan of choke collars. So this pic gets an honorary "hello there hottie and douchebag" greeting from DB1's bag of greetings.

And a toast of the Irish Rose.