Monday, October 23, 2006
Pink Lipstick and a Ball of Pube

No chin should be shaped like this. It's unnatural. It defies the laws of non-douchiness, which is another way of saying it's poo. The pube fungle on it doesn't help matters neither.
Grown up Lindsey Lohan hottie is literally being cruel with that dress. An unfair level of meanness that hurts on that deep, gut-check level. Check out the dorky middle aged pud in the back staring at the goods. He's in as much pain as I am.
I've had a thing for pink lipstick ever since the Russian exchange student who wore it in my Freshman year "Intro to American History" class in highschool. Ah, Natasha. How I still long for that vodka flavored goodness.
The rouge red color on skinny chainboy, however, is a shade of lipstick I'm less familiar with. Unless L'Oreal is running a new "Douche For Men" product line.
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Love the inner turmoil reflected in turd's hand placement. He wants so badly to put it in his pocket so he can affect a casual, "I'm so cool" vibe. But he really wants to make sure you can see his way cool ring accessories. Douche solution? Place half hand in pocket, leave the other half hanging out, a look that is neither natural nor cool. The joke's on him, anyway, as no one other than a douche like me with no life sees anything other than the hot chick. Yes, please!
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let's see what this douche has failed to do:
- imitation of ghetto-badassness
and now let's see what this douche as SUCCEEDED in doing:
- wearing pink wrist band
coincidence? I THINK NOT!
oh and i personally think Lindsey Lohan is hotter. and also, this chicka's dress is a bit... sloppy. more so if it didn't succeed at accentuating the pillows (which it did, fortunately).
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- imitation of ghetto-badassness
and now let's see what this douche as SUCCEEDED in doing:
- wearing pink wrist band
coincidence? I THINK NOT!
oh and i personally think Lindsey Lohan is hotter. and also, this chicka's dress is a bit... sloppy. more so if it didn't succeed at accentuating the pillows (which it did, fortunately).
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