Saturday, October 21, 2006
Knock Knock
Q: Knock Knock.A: Who's there?
Q: Two douchebags polluting hotties in a wood paneled basement.
A: Two douchebags polluting hotties in a wood paneled basement, who?
Q: That's it. Just two douchebags polluting hotties in a wood paneled basement.
A: But that's not a joke.
Q: I agree.
A: Then what are you doing here?
Q: Just looking for a package of HoHos.
A: Oh, then you're in the wrong place. Go down to the end of the block, take a left, and walk two blocks up. You'll see a deli on the corner of the next intersection.
Q: Great, thanks!
A: No problem.
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The greatest mystery of this photo might be its geographic location. Judging from the paneling, you think, "Okay, this must be Arkansas." This also causes you to assume these are siblings and that a banjo-playing, toothless patriarch with an apparent fondness for Ansel Adams is taking the photo. But then you see the douche wearing layers of clothing and shivering from hypothermia, and reconsider. "This must be the Great Douche Expedition to the Arctic Circle that I've heard so much about," you say to yourself. But you don't really believe it, if only because the couple/siblings on the left are clearly dressed in the stylish threads favored by those of the Florida Gulf. Your confusion only grows when you observe the left douche's Manute Bol-like physique, and query whether he might be a refugee from some famine-swept east African county. Even as you begin to ponder if, for just pennies a day, you can have him deported to his barren home country, your eyes pass across his spiky gel-helmet and you become convinced of his Jersey heritage. Only then do you awaken to the realization that this post is way too long and that I have no life.
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that afro is seriously ruining my day big time. but then so has many other HCwD pics.
on another node, the hoodied douche sandwiched between the hotties is probably what i'd look like if i was in his position. and they weren't even putting their arms around his shoulders or something.
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on another node, the hoodied douche sandwiched between the hotties is probably what i'd look like if i was in his position. and they weren't even putting their arms around his shoulders or something.
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