Monday, October 30, 2006
The Helmet
There are douchebags. There are uber-douchebags. There's Pat. And there's Helmet. Helmet performs the Triple Lindig of douche, engaging in 'bag hand gesture #17, 'bag face gesture #4, and 'bag mouth toothpick variation #A53. Toss in douche glasses and only the lack of popped collar prevents scrote orbit from being achieved.
Oh yeah. I forgot.
The hottie. Who is super smoking fantastalicious. I know what you're thinking. "DB1 said this about other hotties." And I have. And I will again.
And I'm saying it now.
I would scramble eggs on her stomach, and make a pot of chai tea. She is butter stick hot. Pancakes sexy.
Mmm... time to hit up Ihop for the rutty tooty fresh and fruity. Yup. My life is pathetic.
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Douchebag looks a little like Mike D. from the Beastie Boys.
I used to wonder why boneheads would dump their life savings into a car turning a $12,000 econobox into $50,000 "Hooptie" thats still worth $12,000.
Then you see girls like this lovely litte summer roll and it all seems to make sence.
I used to wonder why boneheads would dump their life savings into a car turning a $12,000 econobox into $50,000 "Hooptie" thats still worth $12,000.
Then you see girls like this lovely litte summer roll and it all seems to make sence.
Asian hottie is laughing heartily at something. If you ask me, it's Tubby McChickenlegs there.
# posted by 
: 11:17 AM
: 11:17 AM
The finger point has to be one of the douchiest moves ever. It's definitely up there with the shocker. I want to take a tire iron to this bag and to his car.
# posted by : 2:15 PM
: 2:15 PM
Tacky car decals -- for those times when your wardrobe, hand signs and grooming habits fail to adequately convey what a gigantic douchetool you are.
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 11:25 PM
: 11:25 PM
I use to think I was alone in picking out losers with hot chicks and thinking "Whats that chick who I would give my left nut for just 30 mi nutes with, doing with that freaken douchebag??" or "What the fuck is wrong with me??"...now I know I am not alone. I feel like I am finally home.
Praise you...praise you all
Praise you...praise you all
# posted by : 12:35 AM
: 12:35 AM
Hmmm, actually thats an STi with STOCK wing, and it's a $35K car with probably $10K of toys. Also if I'm not mistaken that is KT So, an impreza owner herself. There are haters, and there are asshats. I'm not defending the scrotetastic douchebagery, but leave the poor car alone.
# posted by : 3:21 PM
: 3:21 PM
that's not a sti. that's a 02 wrx with probably more than 35k worth of mods alone. LOL. what a bunch of fags.
# posted by : 6:24 PM
: 6:24 PM
Look in the mirror, You guys are all douchebags for even wasting your time here
you all earn 1 doucheslap from my "scrote"unquote
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you all earn 1 doucheslap from my "scrote"unquote
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