Monday, October 30, 2006
Death Metal and Skinny Hot

The last time I saw this 'bag I was aiming my laser gun at his forehead while playing "The House of the Dead" in the lobby of the Loews discount movie theater on 52nd Street and 9th Ave in the mid 90s. I'm still pissed about having to pay 75 cents to play that game. Although blowing off this undead scrote's head was worth any amount of quarters.
I'm not sure that that facial hair is human. Busting the "death metal t-shirt + sportscoat" look has to qualify for uberdouche status. And look at how he holds that drink. It's wrong. So terribly wrong.
Blondie's skinnyness makes me see and appreciate bulimia in a whole new light.
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The double rings on the right hand, just add to the douche persona.
The blonde is not too bad. She has to be wearing a pushup bra though.
The blonde is not too bad. She has to be wearing a pushup bra though.
I was thinking this guy was not so tough until I saw his hardcore snake and skull t-shirt. Nobody except a dude with a flaming skull t-shirt is going to mess with that mofo, and mine is at the cleaners.
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
she might be thin, but i think she has bigger breasts than the pic seems to convey. mmmmm thin AND voluptuous...
and all i can say about the douchebag is: looking at him makes my facial expression even more stern than his.
and all i can say about the douchebag is: looking at him makes my facial expression even more stern than his.
Thats not a death metal T you stupid douchebags. Death metal isnt for pussies with short hair and bad italian jewelry.
even worse than being a death metal shirt/sportscoat combo. He is rockin THE t-shirt of the 'bag: an Ed Hardy tattoo shirt.
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