Friday, October 20, 2006
28 Douchebags Later
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The power of scrote contained in this one supernova douche is beyond comprehension. In one single instant, his clothes, hat, expression, douche aura and 'Bag Hand Gesture #07 combine to literally melt my eyeballs from the inside.
This is X-Men level Douchitude. Mutant douche DNA. I'm so rattled looking at this scrub I think I need to start drinking, and it's not even 9 A.M.
The genius is how oblivious this young little chica is to what's exploding next to her. She's in the presence of a rare occurrance, like the douchebag equivalent of seeing a meteor fall and land in your back yard, and yet she ignores the meltdown going on and simply smiles. She's got Michael Jordan powers of concentration. If this guy can't distract, nothing can. She's like a laser, able to block out even a douche as humongously wrong, as hideously skeezy as this rank ball of human waste. And she's got a bit of a Gloria Estafan thing going. Which doesn't hurt.
The power of scrote contained in this one supernova douche is beyond comprehension. In one single instant, his clothes, hat, expression, douche aura and 'Bag Hand Gesture #07 combine to literally melt my eyeballs from the inside.
This is X-Men level Douchitude. Mutant douche DNA. I'm so rattled looking at this scrub I think I need to start drinking, and it's not even 9 A.M.
The genius is how oblivious this young little chica is to what's exploding next to her. She's in the presence of a rare occurrance, like the douchebag equivalent of seeing a meteor fall and land in your back yard, and yet she ignores the meltdown going on and simply smiles. She's got Michael Jordan powers of concentration. If this guy can't distract, nothing can. She's like a laser, able to block out even a douche as humongously wrong, as hideously skeezy as this rank ball of human waste. And she's got a bit of a Gloria Estafan thing going. Which doesn't hurt.
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I think this douche was one of the killers in Wrong Turn. Damn West Virginia Douche. This is what happens when a douchebag fucks his sister: inbred douche.
# posted by 
: 9:54 AM
: 9:54 AM 
Normally I don't make fun of retards but, damn... If that guy gets laid, I swear. Having a hat with the bill straight and the sticker left on makes you an automatic douche.
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# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
is that some kind of mouth zit growing on his upper gums? That's just wrong! And you just know he's going to pass that disease on to her ... gawdamit!
# posted by : 1:32 PM
: 1:32 PM
This is an evil douche prodigy, and I fear for the hotties of five and ten years from now. Like Jeffrey Dahmer torturing animals when he was a kid, this early 'bag behavior indicates that far worse acts of douchosity are sure to come.
# posted by : 1:40 PM
: 1:40 PM
Lol... you're all going to hell. This target is way too easy. The camera died to pay for your sins.
Let this girl pay off her debt in peace.
Let this girl pay off her debt in peace.
TAKE THIS MTHER FUCKIN PICTURE OFFF.. EW WHO IS THAT CREEPYY FUCKIN HITIOUS DIRTY FAG?
EW!
TAKE UR HANDS OFF MY BEST FRIEND.
"COMMENT NUMBER 2!"
EW!
TAKE UR HANDS OFF MY BEST FRIEND.
"COMMENT NUMBER 2!"
# posted by : 1:22 PM
: 1:22 PM
WHOEER POSTED THE COMMENT ABOUT THE UPPER LIP.. THATS S JOKES AND RIGHT!
EW WHAT A FUKIN PRICK! I WANNA NEVER SEE THIS PITURE IN MY LIFE AGAIN!
EWWW!
DISTURBING.
AND TO MY BEST FRIEND ..YOU LOOK MAZIN XO.
CUT HIM OUTTA THA PICTURE AND MYSPACE IT YO!
EW WHAT A FUKIN PRICK! I WANNA NEVER SEE THIS PITURE IN MY LIFE AGAIN!
EWWW!
DISTURBING.
AND TO MY BEST FRIEND ..YOU LOOK MAZIN XO.
CUT HIM OUTTA THA PICTURE AND MYSPACE IT YO!
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
wTf why the fuck is my bst friend n this dirt website!
TAKE THIS MTHER FUCKIN PICTURE OFFF.. EW WHO IS THAT CREEPYY FUCKIN HITIOUS DIRTY FAG?
EW!
TAKE UR HANDS OFF MY BEST FRIEND.
"COMMENT NUMBER 2!"
WHOEER POSTED THE COMMENT ABOUT THE UPPER LIP.. THATS S JOKES AND RIGHT!
EW WHAT A FUKIN PRICK! I WANNA NEVER SEE THIS PITURE IN MY LIFE AGAIN!
EWWW!
DISTURBING.
AND TO MY BEST FRIEND ..YOU LOOK MAZIN XO.
CUT HIM OUTTA THA PICTURE AND MYSPACE IT YO!
Oh my God. I'm finally starting to believe the stories about how texting is ruining the english language. Honey, next time you are in class, put down the phone and listen to your teacher. By the way, it's hideous, not "HITIOUS". I'll use it in a sentance for you. Your understanding of the English language is hideous at best.
TAKE THIS MTHER FUCKIN PICTURE OFFF.. EW WHO IS THAT CREEPYY FUCKIN HITIOUS DIRTY FAG?
EW!
TAKE UR HANDS OFF MY BEST FRIEND.
"COMMENT NUMBER 2!"
WHOEER POSTED THE COMMENT ABOUT THE UPPER LIP.. THATS S JOKES AND RIGHT!
EW WHAT A FUKIN PRICK! I WANNA NEVER SEE THIS PITURE IN MY LIFE AGAIN!
EWWW!
DISTURBING.
AND TO MY BEST FRIEND ..YOU LOOK MAZIN XO.
CUT HIM OUTTA THA PICTURE AND MYSPACE IT YO!
Oh my God. I'm finally starting to believe the stories about how texting is ruining the english language. Honey, next time you are in class, put down the phone and listen to your teacher. By the way, it's hideous, not "HITIOUS". I'll use it in a sentance for you. Your understanding of the English language is hideous at best.
# posted by : 12:02 PM
: 12:02 PM
Wow i know the douche, and i'm surprised that girl even let him take a picture with her. He try's to act like something he's not (cool) 24/7. He is the biggest wimp, and weakling i know. He couldn't carry over 80 pounds on his back. When you read this Taylor Bryce you are a douche and the only reason why we didn't beat you up at camp is because you told us your parents got devorced.
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