Saturday, September 16, 2006
Saturday Morning Wakeup Call
Some Saturdays, after a hard week sitting around my hovel and getting drunk, I need a little something extra to perk me up in the morning.
I have a cup of coffee.
Nope. Doesn't do it.
I chug a Red Bull. Meh. A little buzz, not much.
Then I glance at a picture of scrote porn like this noxious steaming pile of stench here, and it's like I've had an electric cattle prod shoved up my sphincter.
Hello, world. I'm awake now.
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Weird ass piercing. That picture is from Chicagoscene. This picture of the douche is even better. I think his friends and even worse.
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/47062/
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/47062/
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: 7:14 PM
: 7:14 PM
I'd like those breasts shoved up against me. They are lost on this homo.
bagbalm
bagbalm
# posted by : 9:06 AM
: 9:06 AM
Guy looks like Kid Rock after he's been shaved and de-loused. But not quite enough...
That little cutie is not long for this world. Inside, oh...I'll give it a little over a year, she'll look like she's been rode hard and put away wet.
And yes, that's a horse-riding term.
Such a needless waste...
Seattle BagSlayer
That little cutie is not long for this world. Inside, oh...I'll give it a little over a year, she'll look like she's been rode hard and put away wet.
And yes, that's a horse-riding term.
Such a needless waste...
Seattle BagSlayer
# posted by : 12:06 PM
: 12:06 PM
in terms of douche logic, where the hottie's attraction to something is inversely proportional to rational people's aversion towards the thing in question, i guess this hottie would love that bag's lips very much.
in fact, i bet she thinks he's a good kisser. because of how his lips could easily smear and slobber all over her face with very little movement.
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in fact, i bet she thinks he's a good kisser. because of how his lips could easily smear and slobber all over her face with very little movement.
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