I'm thinking of putting this pic on my Christmas Cards. I've never seen such Scrote so happy.

I actually sort of feel bad for this swarthy Fabio. Other than his hair, chin fungus, gypsy moth eyebrows, large collared shirt and bizarre necklace, he's probably not that bad a guy.

Then I look at the way he's tackling this Persian Princess and I want to ride to the rescue in my recently acquired De-Bleether costume (red spandex, blue cape, giant sparkley cumberbun). I'm a'comin', Princess!