The spontaneous appearance of a 'bag ruining hot sapphic action is unfortunately becoming a staple of scrote intervention of late.

Just look at this fat faced tonguebag ruining an otherwise enjoyable pic of permed up cuties fondling each other (even if the two on the right are suffering a deep 'bag virus infection, likely stage 2/3 Bleeth).

The sexy popsicles congregate and instantly a 'bag materializes to ruin all that is holy and good in the universe.

We need to add an extra element to the periodic tables:

Douchebagogen.

A fairly radioactive douchebag isotope that is highly unstable when in the presence of attractive women and reforms into spikey haired tonguescrotes like this rank little turd.