Okay, I'm scrounging for pics because I just flew back from NYC and have a huge backlog of emails. So if you sent in a pic far better than this one and are thinking, "That hottie-douchey combo isn't remotely the head exploding hottie-douchey combo in the pic I sent in!" hold your water. I'll get to it.

First things first. A little Night Train to take the edge off the ole' JetBlue JFK-to-Burbank jaunt. There were even a few L.A. douchebags on the flight swarming their Reese Witherspoon looking hotties like they'd just caught a delicious bass. I wonder if I tossed a can of Tag Bodyshots into the forward cabin if I'd have started a riot.