Man, the quality of these so called Douches has gone down hill. I think some of you newcomers need to go through the archives and find some real douchebags. These "New Douches" just make me have take a shit and wipe my ass for a half an hour.

Now go out there and find those douchebags who DESERVE a roster spot on this website! You've seen my quality....I make it rain out there!
 

That pool is festering with all sorts of greasy doucheness. There's no way I would even get near that thing.
 

"Muff diving anyone?"

Bagbalm
 

man thats a bowl of meat sauce

the guy carrying and the guy on his shoulder are fucking gay, yeah
 

How cute, blonde boy is doing the "dry skull fuck" on his friend, whilst perched upon his lover's shoulders.
 

two girls and five guys... no one is getting laid
 

WAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE HANGING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS