Sunday, September 24, 2006
Atomic Douche
This one's for those of you complaining we haven't feature enough of the Classic 'Bags lately. Here's a scrote as All Douchinian as Glinty's Levis or CactusHead's Jesus bling.
Rule #52 of Zen 'Baggery: A t-shirt featuring an airbrushed rendition of your head in the exact same position as your actual head is ur-Douche. Meta-douche. Self reflexive Douchosity. Post modern douchitude.
In short, it's really really douchey.
Add in a mircophone, aluminum foil teeth, and what appears to be Chocolate Turtle Bling, and Douche-Om enlightenment has been attained.
Factor in the hottest woman you will never be in the same room with, even if her badge implies she was paid to be there, and all the elements to form Atomic Douche have been achieved.
This pic could stop an army in its tracks. Hitchcock used to build entire plot twists around pics this painful. If this pic were an opera it would shatter champaigne flutes. If this pic were The Arc of the Covenant we'd have to cover our eyes or our faces would melt off.
It's the perfect Sunday HCwD implosion to go with your Mimosas and scrambled eggs.
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the whole bling setup is the perfect excuse to disguise this scrote's awkwardness. i'd compliment such a clever strategy if it wasn't used for such evil purposes.
who the fuck is paul wall?
and
by the way, pinkus bag, you used "clout" incorrectly. "Clout" does not mean 'balls' (which is clearly the way you intended to use it), it refers to influence, power. "u" may need some serious balls to get alot of clout, though.
clout, my skinny white ass.
A
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by the way, pinkus bag, you used "clout" incorrectly. "Clout" does not mean 'balls' (which is clearly the way you intended to use it), it refers to influence, power. "u" may need some serious balls to get alot of clout, though.
clout, my skinny white ass.
A
# posted by 
: 9:29 AM
: 9:29 AM
I want to knock those stupid teeth out of that douchebag's head and then sell them in a pawn shop for a little extra cash. I would cross the Sahara Desert just to be turned down by this hottie.
# posted by : 10:19 AM
: 10:19 AM
Pinkus,
The very fact that you know who this douche is automatically makes you a douchebag.
The very fact that you know who this douche is automatically makes you a douchebag.
# posted by : 3:02 PM
: 3:02 PM
yeah of course it does. and i pride myself on it... but the fact that you dont know who he is either means you are too old to be in tune with popular culture or too smart/nerdy to care.
-pinkus
-pinkus
# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
Who pays attention to the charts and gold/platinum records anymore? According to those, Britney Spears is one of the top female singers ever.
# posted by : 2:36 AM
: 2:36 AM
You should never pride yourself on knowing who this sparkly toothed douche is.
# posted by : 9:12 AM
: 9:12 AM
The fact you know this douche removes all credability from you as calling anyone else a douche. My advice is to take a bath with a plugged in toaster and remove yourself from society. If I actually knew who ths guy was, I would kick my own ass. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now go back to the Dungeons and Dragons and leave the douche selecting to us professionals
go fuck ya self, i didnt say i like paul wall, i know who george bush is, but that doesnt mean i like the man. ive been readin this site before it was even up, i got no shame in the fact that im tapped into american culture, the shit is a bottomless pit of endless social theory, as is this site. how dare you judge my doucheness you greesey scum bucket terrie shiavo fucking douche wannabe
-pinkus
-pinkus
# posted by : 10:52 AM
: 10:52 AM
This is awesome. Pinkus, you may be plugged into low-brow american culture, but you certainly aren't smart enough to realize you should hide your knowledge lest you be percieved as a douche. If that guy really does have a #1 album its a testament to the fact that popular american culture produces and encourages the sea of douches that we like to criticize and belittle. So shut the fuck up.
# posted by : 12:39 PM
: 12:39 PM
"My name is Pinkus and I would like to deep throat Paul Wall." Get off your knees homo! You actually know who this guy is which makes you a 5 Star General Douche in all our books. Do us all a favor and please just shut your mouth. The next douche you should find will be the on looking at you in the mirror. Now go put on your Paul Wall CD or Uncle Cracker and stop subjecting us to your stupidity
lol, your a silly man you.the fact that my pop culture knowledge is such a big deal to you is something im concerned by. from a hermeneutic point of view it is clear you are the true douche here. but indeed i am a douche for even getting involved in your homo insecurities.
-pinkus
-pinkus
# posted by : 5:01 PM
: 5:01 PM
and i prey that the next time you recognize someone famous i hope someone shoots you right between the eyes for doing so, faggot..lol.
# posted by : 5:03 PM
: 5:03 PM
Pinkus, you suck "clout" for even acknowledging this douchebag's name. Twice. Big pat on the back there. Know when to quit. Why the fuck are you even on this site? JRV
# posted by : 2:53 AM
: 2:53 AM
this paul wall flogging is honestly retarded, no one made fun of the fags who reconized all them porn stars, really wack shit... id be much
more embarased to know who a 2nd rate porn star is than paul wall, at least i know who reads this site now, greesy geeks wackin off in front of the comp day in and day out, in this regard i am much closer to the homos who this site posts up.
more embarased to know who a 2nd rate porn star is than paul wall, at least i know who reads this site now, greesy geeks wackin off in front of the comp day in and day out, in this regard i am much closer to the homos who this site posts up.
# posted by : 10:30 AM
: 10:30 AM
Who the fuck is Paul Wall and why would I care?
He looks like a douchebag. The only person that looked cool with steel teeth was Richard Keil.
-end of transmission-
He looks like a douchebag. The only person that looked cool with steel teeth was Richard Keil.
-end of transmission-
# posted by : 7:42 PM
: 7:42 PM
Hey Retards,
Paul Wall is a big deal in music. Figure it out. Way to be proud of being out of touch.
Paul Wall is a big deal in music. Figure it out. Way to be proud of being out of touch.
# posted by : 12:09 AM
: 12:09 AM
Speaking of pornstars... Isn't that Kaylani?
I also know who Paul Wall is but couldn't pick him out of a lineup. But if he walked up to me wearing an airbrushed shirt with his own picture on it and his name airbrushed on it, I might.
- Doucharellious.
I also know who Paul Wall is but couldn't pick him out of a lineup. But if he walked up to me wearing an airbrushed shirt with his own picture on it and his name airbrushed on it, I might.
- Doucharellious.
# posted by : 7:22 AM
: 7:22 AM
Where have you people been? You have never heard of Paul Wall? I could understand if you weren't American, but come on, the guy is a big mainstream act in the US.
# posted by : 1:00 PM
: 1:00 PM
I sadly know this douche of douches because I went to high school with this tard. I was the only one who didn't give a crap. I do know who he is and I am not a douche for it. Though I do feel slightly douchey because my aunt did a baby shower cake for him.
He's a rapper so he called it a "Baby Release Party" It was the gayest cake in existence.
He's a rapper so he called it a "Baby Release Party" It was the gayest cake in existence.
# posted by : 2:29 PM
: 2:29 PM
And now I think i'm a douche by proxy because I was forced to help make "bling" for the cake
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