It may be a costume party but AryanBag here is still utter wasp-douche. My question is what exactly is that dark stain under his eye supposed to be? Douchebag war paint?

The hair is particularly genius. I could grate onions on that spikey nest. Nerdboy in the back and standard dorm beer poster #42 round out the red-cuppiness vibe of the entire fiasco. Chicka looks underage, so I will only say I hope her parents come and get her soon, before Silk Fu here starts talking out a barka lounger with his "mad karate skillz."