Blech. I haven't been this skeezed out since Arnold Schwarzenegger tickled a twelve year old Alyssa Milano in a swimming pool in "Commando."

Both cuties look like they're being tackled by a chimp. Look at this douchebag's hands. Are those even human? They're clutching at these two hotties like a shreiking rhesus monkey about to fling his poo.

I'm not sure what's going on with dark haired hottie's pirate look, but I'm willing to forgive her for offering up that grade-A rump for our persusal.