A reader snapped this pic recently as an example of all that is unholy and rank on campus these days. There's a mutant strain of 'bag out there. The apparent merging of the Polo 'bag virus with the tonguebag to form a mutant douchitude previously unseen. Like a douchebag version of the Bird Flu, hotties everywhere are as panicked as this young chicka that this mutant 'bag virus could spread across campuses nationwide like the Flannel Grunge plague of 1992.

A sweaty polo wearing tonguebag polluting an innocent fawn with his 'bagginess. It's almost enough to make a grown man weep. Or drink. And what's with all the lime-green clothing showing up these days? Is scrote-green the new douchebag-pink?