As it stands, its obvious that #1 will win (they have my vote). They guy isnt a huge douche, but she is smoking. However, if you photoshopped either douche from #2 or #4 with the hottie from #1, you could pretty much just close down your site. Your work would be done.
 

How much money would all of you pay to see "CRO-BAGNON" kick the shiznit out of "purple lips"?

As for the hotties,
me likey pocahontas much better than the "Anna-Nichole" wannabe...hot as she is.

Back to the BAGS, I think purple lips' bee-aach is only hot in a 12 to 14 beer kind of way...otherwise she's fugly.
So even thought he loses points in the HC category, #4 get my vote.

DB OUT!
 

i have to say, the hottie that turns me on the most is Pocahontas, but since i have a penchant for using HCwD of the week votes to warn the world about the unholy predators that prey upon all that we hold dear, i'm going to have to vote for Cro Bagnon. his hottie isn't so hot, like Douchebag1 said, but passably hot.
 

I think the real question here is, "If I happened upon one of these couples on a night out, which would make me the most angry?"

The clear answer to me is #1. I would say purple lips is getting what he deserves in #4. Pocahontas and the Sausage are both hitting it up Staten Island-style--I'm not really that put off. CRO-BAGNON had to drag someone off to his cave--his hottie seems weak enough not to put up a fight. But where does the West Virginia version of Mike Myers come off even looking at this bombshell? I'm getting angry all over again even thinking about it.
 

Hands down, purple lips takes it all!

He represents all that is douchey to the world... ALL! Although, like my coleagues here say, his "hottie" is not something I'd look at w/o copious amounts of alcohol in my blood stream... They're made for each other!

DB out, I'm definitely in for the fight; we should talk to HBO and make a pay-per-view event of that shait!!!

"L' Douchebago Venezolano"
 

#4 without question! He is so much of a CHAUNCEY that it doesn't even matter if Pam Anderson was standing next to the other 3. Game Set Purple Lips
 

They're all worthy, but purple lips gets the gold.
 

number 1...hands down....his mullet is just...tremendous. and although that girl has a scrunchy face,shes the second hottest there.
 

Even though the hottie with No. 3 is amazingly pretty and I can't look at No. 2 without bursting into laughter (or are they tears), the only true DB is the greezy, purple-lipped manscaped turd, No. 4. In spite of the not-so-hottie with him, he is the clear winner.
 

I HAVE to go with purple lips. Normally I wouldn't vote for him because the chick he is with is so damn ugly, but I think the douchebaggery pent up inside and out of this sorry motherfucker is so great that he deserves to wear the "HCwD of the Week" crown. The knock-off Oakley Blades, the Jesus bling, the green wristband accompanyied by even more bling, the purple lips....THE FUCKIN PURPLE LIPS!....and that stupid, spikey hair just makes me want to vomit in the ugly chick on his arm's ugly face.

As for the other douches: #2 is next in line as far as douchousity. And #s 3 and 4 have ridiculously hot chicas on their arms, but are more dork than douche.

Sometimes I don't know whether to vote on the caliber of the hot chick or the pure, uncut doucheness. If the caliber of the woman plays a large (and I mean large) role, #4 can't win; he would be DQed. But he is such an uber-douche and so far in front of the other contenders, my vote goes to him.
 

I concur with ‘bag o’ bones that one must use the anger factor, and for that reason my vote goes to #3.

Sure “Hot Lips” belongs on the Mount Rushmore of Douches but he doesn’t make me angry he makes me laugh, giggle, chuckle and possibly snicker. As for the soon to be cancer patient standing next to him, I hope her death is painful.

“Cro Bagnon” scares me and thus I do not want to speak ill of him…. pig faced monstrosity.

Mullet ‘bag and Rebecca Romijn deserve each other.

But my “Pocahontas” she is pure and pristine. She deserves far better then that “Sewage Sausage”. I would scalp hundreds of men to prove my self to her, kill many a buffalo and make the white devils pay for what they did to her and her people.

To DB OUT! I would forfeit many a buffalo skin to see that event.

DOUCHEZILLA
 

I have to vote for Purple Lips, notwithstanding the clearly inferior female.

Mullet Bag is almost more pathetic than doucherific. There can be no question that he is punching well above his weight to even be in the same zip code with that woman. But he looks more like downtrodden honky-tonk man than pure douche.

Cro Bagnon has 'bag qualities and a decent woman. He holds his own and could well have taken the title in a week of lesser competition. But I fear his douche quotient may be more the product of his laughable and unnecessary efforts to convince everybody that he is tough, rather than true inherent doucheness. Dude, you are the size of a small city. You don't need to glare at me. I've already wet my pants.

The Sewage Sausage more boldly enters the land of the calculated douche, the douche who becomes a douche because he believes it is the cool, trendy, and ethical thing to do. His companion is also molto hot and her exclusion from the Hot Chicks competition is unforgivable. But I digress. It has been suggested, and it is a plausible theory, that this is a costume party, which bleeds a little off the doucheness. However, I agree that the mere ownership of a Member's Only jacket strongly suggests the douche force is strong in this one.

But when you are up against the juggerbag that is Purple Lips, you have to bring your "A" game and demonstrate strong natural douche tendencies. It is in this area that I believe Purple Lips dominates the field. Unless the theme was "Come As the Gayest Person in the History of World", this look is not the product of a costume party. Additionally, while one could justifiably assume that his appearance is a poorly orchestrated effort to attract the attention of other men, his companion rebuts that theory, however weakly.

Thus, we are presented with the douchebag equivalent of the perfect storm -- a total package (lips, gel, spiky hair, waxed and puffed-out pecs, bling, wristbands) confirming an intention to look this way and a wildly misguided but self-assured belief that this look is cool and should be admired. To paraphrase Austin Powers, Purple Lips believes all women want him and all men want to be him. Purple Lips, you are the champion, my friend. [cue the Queen music]

(this ran a little long, but Purple Lips has an inspirational effect)

Art of the Douche
 

Purple Lips. Hands down.

If bad sunglasses, Jesus bling and spikey, frosted hair don't spell the definition of douchebag, then the terrorists win.

kitty
 

I can't really choose #4 just because I'm not too impressed by the "H"C.

I'll go with the petite cutie and Neanderthaldouche in pic #2.
 

my vote is for Purple Lips. Total 9.9 on the 'bag scale