You are totally right DB1. There definitely needs to be a special subsection for the tonguebag. This guy here would just be your average run of the mill mo-mo if he had kept his tongue in his mouth. It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Little alien douchebags take over the bodies of regular dudes and control their actions in order to Bleethify every hot chick on the planet. This is what makes them so dangerous. They look like regular dudes so the chick is oblivious to any douchosity lying under the surface. The little alien douche takes control of the body and tricks the hottie in for a picture by using sweet non-douchey lines. The hottie thinks "Wow, a non-douchebag for once. Yeah I'll take a picture with him." Then, mere moments before the picture is snapped the little douche alien takes total control of the mind and forces the body into a total douche state by forcing the tongue out of the mouth, thus starting the Bleethification process of the hottie.

Damn you douche aliens. DAMN you all to HELL!
 

You can take the bag out of the douche, but you can't take the douche out of the bag! This gelled headed, tongue wagging, triple layered douchosity doesn't need to be with this little minx. Poor angel is cuddling into this freak.
 

I think this douchebag played Joey's nephew on Joey.
 

Last time I saw a tongue like that a horse was attatched to it. Maybe that's why the little blonde chickee is hip to him.

Bagbalm
 

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