Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Two Cuties and a HairDouche
I should've learned to play the guitar... I should've learned to play them drums...
But really, who gives a douchey pair of sunglasses about Longhair Rockbag here? Lets ignore the turd and celebrate the two sexy balls of hummus on the left.
Such perfect teeth. Such winsome smiles. I would read them Petrarchian poems by candlelight then massage their thighs with crisco. In fact I should just crop out Chris Robindouche here altogether. Nice ruffly red silk shirt, scuzzrocket.
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The "Bleeth" refers to poor Yasmine Bleeth, once pure and sweet, then infected by her time with Richard Grieco. There are stages of Bleeth infection a hottie goes through. Check the archives for more.
-DB1
-DB1
Ya know...I just give up even asking "why?" anymore.
Looks like he farted just as the camera went off. Is that move somewhere in the Douchebag manual?
Looks like he farted just as the camera went off. Is that move somewhere in the Douchebag manual?
# posted by 
: 6:56 AM
: 6:56 AM
One more thing: Let it be categorically stated here and now that if you wear sunglasses *INDOORS*, that's a free pass into the Hall Of Duche-itude. Why? What's the point? Wear a raincoat also, why not? And a construction hard hat too! It also has a practical use in the real world, wouldn't that look "dope"?
Douches...
Douches...
# posted by : 7:02 AM
: 7:02 AM
Douches, the rain coat would be a telltail sign of a pervy-bag; though damn appropriate.
Good call
Bagbalm
Good call
Bagbalm
# posted by : 9:57 AM
: 9:57 AM
1981 Geddy Douche wants his glasses back.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1M3o1-bf9w
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# posted by : 5:36 PM
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