Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Snow White and a Douchey 'Bag
There seems to be an uptick in tonguebags lately. Looking at this douchey double-chinned 'bag polluting this sweet, pure, nordic beauty at what appears to be a hockey game makes me want to slapshot his face with a puck.
At least tonguebag here doesn't have the douchey 10 degree cap tilt, which makes him more like a sports-douche, somewhere in the nether regions between the fratbag and the yuppie oldbag. So he's not pure douche, so to speak. But this chicka was such a cutie I had to include the pic.
Besides, the DB1's supplies are running low. Any great HCwD pics out there? Send 'em my way so I don't have to troll through the steaming pile of douche that is MySpace. Douchebag1 awaits your emails.
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Nice wholesome looking chick, just waiting to be violated... but what's she doing with Ben Affleck's retard brother?
# posted by 
: 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
Rex... I gotta agree - this one should be re-christened as "Tard Bag". Sometimes I just don't know how these 'bags pull it off. One minute they're sitting there finger painting and crapping their diapers, the next minute they are out at hockey games getting to bang total hotties! These tempting lusicous ladies seem to be led astray by the aura of the DB.
# posted by : 1:42 PM
: 1:42 PM
He's definately Jabba the Douche. She is a real cutie, she could do much better than this rancid cheap beer swilling 'tard.
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# posted by : 4:05 PM
: 4:05 PM
This douche kind of looks like a retarded ben affleck except way more douchey.....
# posted by : 8:20 PM
: 8:20 PM
there's no shame in being low on HCwD pics man.
that said, this hottie seems genuinely happy, with that great smile, to be next to that utter tongue bag. if everything in the photo except her is blanked out and i have to guess where she was or who she was with, i woulda never guessed that this abomination was right next to her. i wish i can make her grin like that, which, of course, is far less likely.
that said, this hottie seems genuinely happy, with that great smile, to be next to that utter tongue bag. if everything in the photo except her is blanked out and i have to guess where she was or who she was with, i woulda never guessed that this abomination was right next to her. i wish i can make her grin like that, which, of course, is far less likely.
What makes this guy even more of a douche is that he's wearing a Buffalo Sabres sweater. 9 out of every 10 Sabres fans are douchebags.
# posted by : 6:23 PM
: 6:23 PM
Ben Affleck called. He wants his dufus facial expression and box office curse back.
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