Friday, June 23, 2006
Pirate of the Carribaggian
Yearrrggg!!! Me mateys like to put thumbtacks in our ears and pierce our lower lips before we swarb the decks and pour us a flagon of Bud Light!! Yearrrgg!!
Yes, that's a thumbtack in this scrote's ear.
It's bad enough this cutie is cuddling this big-faced smug little twerp like she's in heat. But the thumbtack in the ear. Maybe we could pin his head to a billboard advertising how to be a total 'bag. And what's with the zebra-print background? It's some skeezy 70s porno set. Only with thumbtacks. In people's ears.
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I'm glad to see Alec Baldwin got a date with something, even a mongoloid girl. He should have stuck with Kim Bassinger though.
Alec, whassup with the face bling?
Bagbalm
Alec, whassup with the face bling?
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 10:15 AM
: 10:15 AM
those things in his ears are actually called gauges----they are like earring s but every few weeks you get a bigger one put in and it stretches out the hole in your earlobe...I bet this scrote stretches another hole with bigger things also.
anyway, you could probably throw jellybeans thru this fuckers ear holes-and then watch him use that zucchini for the other.
faggot.
anyway, you could probably throw jellybeans thru this fuckers ear holes-and then watch him use that zucchini for the other.
faggot.
# posted by : 11:21 AM
: 11:21 AM
This fag sculpts his eyebrows. It just doesn't get much gayer than that. As for the chicka: Me no likey so much.
# posted by : 7:33 PM
: 7:33 PM
Actually, I think he's just got 2 peircings in his ears, one bigger than the other. But he does do his eyebrows, which is super-omega gay. What ever happened to having them burned off by your friends while passed out from too much Natty Ice and Vladimir vodka?
# posted by : 7:39 PM
: 7:39 PM
She needs to find out where he gets his brows done. Her's are like injured worms trying to escape her jacked up face.
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