Monday, June 19, 2006
Newsflash: Mellonhead Hottie Caught Cheating with Serial Killer 'Bag
Well it looks like the hottie from what may just be the winning HCwDotW pic happens to have a thing for posing with douchebags. She also has a thing for posing with her head leaning forward, her hair swept over her shoulder, and a sexy-ass look on her face that says, "Hello DB1. I'd like to roll with you in a pit of jello then play butt bongo until 4am but with twinkies as our drumsticks." Uhm,... you all get that out of her look, right? It's not just me?
This creepy serial killer with the Mack hat at proper 'bag 10 degree tilt, scares me. His body says "douchebag," but his eyes say "really big douchebag." I'm also digging the chocolate cutie on the right. It's like a hottie egg cream with a douchebag center.
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is that hotty on the left from a previous, like one of the first, posts? some guy was smelling her and she looked drunk. dang she's hot
# posted by 
: 7:31 PM
: 7:31 PM
Don't worry DB1, I was thinking the same thing about her stare. I wonder if Frankenbag from the previous picture knows that his hottie is picture whoring. We should tell him. I'd love to see Frankenbag and Serial Killer Bag in a fight. We could make it a fight to the death. That way the world would have one less douche to deal with.
# posted by : 8:06 PM
: 8:06 PM
You usually only see this kind of 'bag at various truck stops going up and down I-5 on the west coast... I think he really should have been named the "Serial Trucker"... This is for two reasons: 1) It rhymes with Douchebag Mother F*cker 2) This guy would probably slip a roofy into any of the hotties drinks he's with and instantly jam it in their pooper (because that's how truckers like it... in the pooper).
# posted by : 8:30 AM
: 8:30 AM
At some point in time a definitive list of 'bag characteristics (#1: the 10 degree trucker hat tilt) must be published, with a certain number of points awarded for each one. That way, there would be a quantitative way to grade each 'bag.
Have either of these women been seen since this picture was taken? I've got a creepy "Silence of the Lambs" feeling with this dude. Not sure if he exudes true "douchebaggery" or more "crazy-ass psychopath".
# posted by : 12:22 PM
: 12:22 PM
I love this hippie chick...even though she seems to be drawn to douchebagery. Miss moca has that DIIIIIRRRRTY look that y'all know makes me happy.
As far as the "Unidoucher" goes, how gay do you have to be to wear those lays around your neck?
Only these to chica's know.
DB OUT!
As far as the "Unidoucher" goes, how gay do you have to be to wear those lays around your neck?
Only these to chica's know.
DB OUT!
I thought Pvt Pyle blew his brains out in FMJ. Did he get reincarnated or just brought back to life as a scary zombie douchebag?
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