Shalom, douchebag. Obviously not a hasidic jew with that buzz cut.

Bagbalm
 

so the other day i was telling a fellow bag that no matter how douchey you are, you cannot have a hottie with nice breasts put her hand on your upper thigh while you make yourself look like a drunk-ass prick with most of your shirt unbuttoned, AND have such a scene photographed with the hottie smiling directly and incredibly at the camera as if she wants the picture to be taken. that's just too good to be true.

and y'know what? it's true. nothing, and i do mean N-O-T-H-I-N-G W-H-A-T-S-O-E-V-E-R in this pic contradicts my beliefs.

now i'm gonna cry in the corner for no reason whatsoever.

(p.s. i can't think of any witty Jewish jokes right now to go along with the pic)
 

what a serious douchebag!
 

I think this dude should consider doing a few sit-ups. And I must say, the meat balloons on the latest crop of ladies deserve a standing ovation...
 

The best thing about this bag is...he has a twin. Enjoy even more pictures of Chicago's finest.

http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/11448/Another+one+of+one+of+the+midget+twins....html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/10/although-i-would-normally-not-post.html
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/24822/I+don%26%2339%3Bt+even+have+to+try+anymore.html
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/23683/
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/22459/Midget+Twin+sighting.html
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/21266/
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/11/how-cute-midget-twin-is-dressed-up-as.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/10/these-men-just-wanted-to-take-picture.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/10/midget-twin-is-actually-taller-then.html
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/11451/Yes%21.html
http://blogcharm.com/chicagodri/11096/
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/08/even-twins-made-it-out-for-boat-party.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/06/what-update-could-be-complete-without.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/06/everyone-on-left-look-happy-now.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/06/youre-gay-no-youre-gay.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/06/this-picture-is-actually-kind-of-hard.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/05/look-at-me-i-am-freakin-dork.html
http://chicagodri.blogspot.com/2005/02/that-time-of-week-again.html

I didn't realize how long I have been making fun of these guys.
 

An easier link for a lot of pictures of this bag.

http://www.blogcharm.com/chicagodri/35521/
 

Nice to see Ol' Jew Bag here pimpin' out his religion with the Jew Bling. It's good to know that douchebags of all religions (not just the christians) whore out their faith. As for the hottie: Me likey!
 

Just when I thought Douche God was going to run away with the title this week, this squinting chode slouched into view. I can't wait to see the two of them douche it out for douchebag supremacy.

Douchis Khan
 

so, a couple days ago, db1 sent a panic into the internets, claiming that he didn't have any more 'bags to display, that he could no longer warn hotties about the perils of drinking too many long island ice teas.

what a joker, that db1 is....this run of the cactus twins, goochy sasquatch, moses and then MTV, is like being immersed in a great big vat o' douche. I've fallen in, and I can't get out.

and the worst part is, the chicas are getting hotter, in direct measure to the cases of Axe the 'bags have in their closets. As lower case bag observes, they're in these shots with these festering scrotes willingly.

off to douse myself in a cocktail of bodyspray and thunderbird, then igniting myself. And if that fails, I'm just going to go out and buy some jesus/moses/mohammed (?) bling.

Mickey O'Douche
 

You Can see more Photos of this douchebag on Chicago-Scene.com
 

although this clown is a good friend, he has an identical twin and they are true humor together, all 4 feet 11 inches of them.
 

Oh my GOD, I went to school with this douche! Never underestimate the ridicule of Jon Landon!
 

These twins have been a source of entertainment for me for quite sometime, they're all over east bank club and the gold coast. I was explaining them to a friend when she saw them in the commercial and then the blog, so now she believes me. Nice way for Billy Dec to make fun of them to their faces, as they remain as clueless as ever.