Tuesday, June 27, 2006
"I see Douchebags..."
I'm still working on tabulating the final results for our HCwDotM contest which is going to be extremely close. In the meantime, enjoy yet another completely rank PinkBag.
This rubberband mouthed pink polo wearing freak not only needs to show off his skinny-ass chest but is making one of the more bizarre facial expressions we've seen lately. I don't know if that face is exactly D.B., but it's definitely annoying. And just being annoying is like a parallel tract to the douchebag. It's enough to score some points on the DB scale. His hand gesture and that utterly noxious shirt put him over the top.
Mmm... lovely latina breasts make the DB1 feel warm and gooey inside. Like microwave pizza.
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Me thinks this little chicka just whispered some of the dirrrty things she knows how to do this virgin douchebag and he doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. He may as well shit, cuz he probably will go blind in a few more years via jerkin the gerkin.
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# posted by 
: 8:18 AM
: 8:18 AM
This is officially the first appearance of our friend "Ecstasy" here at HCwD. This bag is all hopped up on it, snarling and slobbering all over this little latina chica. It looks like he is at some club - probably with hords of other DB's... Wait a minute... That's what this is!... It's the Temple of DOUCHE... Holy Shit!! Indiana Douche here just discovered the lost Temple of Douche... Complete with Bagged out rave and all going down. Let us all be in awe of the profound accomplishment of this Ex dropping bag with the gayest pink shirt I have ever seen!
# posted by : 9:28 AM
: 9:28 AM
Why are complete and utter douches so eager to only button one button on their Abercrombie button-ups? All those buttons are on there for a reason, no? Anyone?....anyone?
# posted by : 11:03 AM
: 11:03 AM
This bag set the bar for multi-tasking.
Lets see:
- Gay bow up doll face freez
- Bitch ass pink shirt.
- One button on the bitch ass pink shirt.
- Man-ram hand gesture showing all other man-ram douches where he takes it.
DB OUT!
Lets see:
- Gay bow up doll face freez
- Bitch ass pink shirt.
- One button on the bitch ass pink shirt.
- Man-ram hand gesture showing all other man-ram douches where he takes it.
DB OUT!
Gelled forehead seals his douchebaggery. the failed thumbs up "look at me mom, I'm with a hottie" hand gesture is over the top. I know, I know, no bling, no multiple layers, but i know he is about to go Tonguebag on us in 1.5 seconds. This hottie is sweet. want to cover her in sugar and make her a churro, maybe dip her in chocolate...
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