In the end, anyone who's facial hair resembles a porn-star's crotch has douche-powers that can overwhelm mere mortals. Factor in the glasses and the hotness of this luscious little grape, and Mellonhead here was the solid winner of the HCwDotW.

douche vader surmises the tough competition and comes up with the following analysis:

Douche Rodman would be ideal, except for he's hanging out with a bunch of cross dressers, so the HC factor is instantly wiped out on the equation for him. Then you see bag #3 and think "Hmmmm... He's got real potential with the Douche Suit Riot he's got going on...". And how about the MTV Real Bags? These old bags are a chip off the 'ol scrote... But, alas, my vote has to go to Mellonhead for wearing the same Douchey sunglasses that people ages 80 and up like to wear while road-tripping cross country in their Buick Le Sabres. Not to mention the little bit of pubes he shaved from his taint and glued on to his chin, but that also factors in huge on the DB side of the equation. Furthermore, I think that Mellonhead might be wearing one of Mr. Roger's sweaters, circa 1986. You also have to factor in the fact that this 'bag has also managed to infect his hottie with an initial injection of the Bleeth, seen in this photo as she throws a casual limited edition (and DB collector's item) hand sign variation #56-E. So, in summary, good luck Mellonhead in becoming the Douche of the Week and may the force be with you!

Nicely done, D.V! mickey o'douche throws some love towards the Foot 'Bag:

So, I've got to vote for #3 the football scrote. the drunken red eyes, the gangbanger wack expression, the grotesque chinstrap, and more than anything, the sweet, sweet chica on his arm.

There was lots of love for Pinky McBag across the board, making me think we need to bring him back down the road in a battle of the 'bags who wear pink. Maybe we can do color-coded playoffs, the lime-greens versus each other, that sorta thing.

doucheolio makes the case for Mellonhead, and gives a shoutout to Pinky:

Mellonhead absolutely has to be the big winner this week! There's no way you can get doucheier than by growing a beaver pelt on your chin and donning the full scrote glasses. I think I would have gone for Pinky McBag had he made the final cut - but he didn't - so thanks DB1 for making my pick that much easier. This douche is the clear winner because he's a solo douche - not like the MTV bags who hit you on both sides.

As lower case bag breaks it down nuance style, and ultimately goes for the hottie vote in #4::

so here's the thing. shout-out bags and smirk bags are like apples and oranges. they infuriate me in different ways at different times. and for me to have to rank them is really difficult. i would've said that they're equally douchey, if not for the fact that i like bag #4's hottie better. why? she's wearing the least amount of bodily apparel of all the hotties in this week's contestants. and she has big tits. so, um yeah.

And Matt takes it home:

The UK vote goes to Bag #2. Cone headed twat.

There it is. Good work people, thanks to everyone who voted. We've annointed another winner into the HCwD Hall of Shame. Methinks the 'Bag of the Month contest should be intense. It's going up later this week, as we relive all the past winners and find out who can take home the Scrotey/Hottie crown.