This must exist in some black hold of douchiness. the tongue(see weedwhacker). his inability to touch the hotties, looks like he is applying a double hottie choke hold. And can't tell if there is that extra tshirt under his tshirt or is it a pookashell necklace...He is the captain of the douchebag team.
 

I walk daily in the urban jungle of NYC... Looking at the foolish antics of the douchey masses... But at some point I must ask... Am i also Guilty? Of these deplorably douchey deeds?
Am I!?!?!

Oh an this chap deserves a right 'ole snuffing out with hand filled with still-steaming stool...

I am honored to post on this site which upholds all that I find to be right and just... Hope you all will have me, my fellow douche documentors.

The Agent
 

I think you may be on to something with your assumption that this douche must have some sort of wizard skills happening because why else would a nice girl like the one on the left, be licking him? OH MY GOD! My thinks she may already be on the "Bleeth path"...poor girl.
 

DB1 you're gonna need something stronger than Night Train to wash away the sins of this satanic bag.
In the mean time, let's just convince ourselves that these hoe's have penis' and Satan's cruel joke is on this bag and not us.

DB OUT.
 

He is a bgger pimp than all you homos who run this site...Douchebag 1? And you wonder why you don't pull wool. Why don't you stop writing a fucking blog and start getting in the game. P.S. Homo.
 

Hey it's you... like from the pic! sorry but the consensus is in and..
You. Are. A. douche.

P.S. You've been exposed... 'THEY' (someone you trust, but is in league with us) sent the pic...

P.S.S. DICK

The Agent
 

Looks like the hottie to the right is attempting to lick the 'bag sweat. 'Bag sweat is rumored to have hallucinogenic properties. Perhaps that is how this douche keeps his bitches in line....like little hot pookies...addicted to the douche.
 

Computer Geeks, wow. The douchebag in question happens to be a friend of mine, and while I admit this is a terrible picture, he is actually quite an attractive guy. But that is besides the point...the fact of the matter is that he looks like he is having a fucking great time. I don't know the "chicks," but I am sure they had fun that night. And we all know how the song goes, "girls just wanna have fun...." Maybe if you spent less time in front of a computer, you could take your own douchebag pics! Good luck with that.
 

Nikki... I'm interested in knowing how you managed to post here since you unlike us "computer geeks" have a life and you obviously don't "spend time in front of a computer"
As for your "friend" He like us and most likely you is a giant douchebag, we're simply leading him out of the 'bag closet.
 

Indeed, he is a fine specimen of douche bag.
 

Here Here!
...and Fuck you too Nikki.
Like the song says...
"...cuz I'm bigger than Real Deal
Hollyfield. And all you hookers and hoes know how I feal".
Lighten up and
tell your vibrator I said Hi!

DB OUT!
 

I'll never understand how people that know these 'bags stumble upon this site what are the chances
 

Just say the word...

ye 'ole bare-palmed-double mammary-360 death whirl

Is at the ready DB

The Agent
 

just so you know Nikki, if you're a hottie, the staff here at HCwD will (most likely - i can't guarantee anything) still lavish the praise that you deserve, if a photo of yours (with another bad) ends up here. try to think of that as an olive branch, of sorts, and leave us alone.

that said, you know how women sometimes say stuff like "sense of humor is more important than six pack abs" to try to make themselves sound less shallow than usual? this bag here probably has that "sense of humor" thing they're referring to. which is just one of many disguises for douchey treachery. uh-huh i know uh-huh. that he gets sweet kisses and lickings from these hotties makes me almost want to be as douchey as him.
 

Fucking computer dorks...
Let them have they're club...
No wonder they put up a sight like this. They need something to jerk off to. I'd love to see a picture of the guy who started this site. I'm sure he gets TONS of ass...
 

Fucking computer dorks...
Let them have they're club...
No wonder they put up a sight like this. They need something to jerk off to. I'd love to see a picture of the guy who started this site. I'm sure he gets TONS of ass...
 

Pay no mind to the haters DB1
 

To all the anaonymous posters- You're buddy is a giant douchebag. He probably drives a sweet 98 Mitsubishi Eclipse with some sort of quasi-racing decal on it, has 50 pairs of "sweet" shades, clubs it up every night,rocks out to Linkin Park, mellows out to Jack Johnson, has waaaay too many extra medium diesel t-shirts, has a high school education, thinks he is hot shit..... and lives in his mom's basement.
 

Do you know this from experience NOZZLE? He's even worse than you thought...Drives a beemer, has an awesome job, and owns his own place...what are you to do? Cry about it, and keep crying about it. because you'll never have a pic with two chicks that look like the ones in his picture. IRON DOUCHENOZZLE. And DB1? You're form LA...where do you wait tables?
 

the proper response to all this hatred is to post more 'bags. NO LET UP
 

It's daddy's beemer, mommy gave him the money for the house, and he most likely sells overpriced commercial grade shit weed to high school girls. Great life. And by the way, he looks retarded, mommy must have been drinking while pregnant.
 

I looked at the pic again, this 'bag looks related to that sloth guy from Goonies. Anonymous, you must be one of those morally ambiguous skanks at his side. Beware the Bleeth, my child
 

Wow. A website that has 4 members...pretty succesful business you're running. And before one of you tools goes on about with the whole "well then why are you on the site" bit...well because my buddy's a lot cooler than you, and I like picking on computer geeks. I mean that in the nicest possible way.
 

WOW it sounds like this 'bag sent a bulletin to his myspace buddies to rush over here and defend his douchiness.
 

This guy is a total douchebag. I know him...and seeing him here (having been sent it from on of MANY of his "friends") not only made my day, but practically made my week by knowing how many of his "friends" are laughing at his ass.

Muahahahahaha
 

are you people all stupid? don't you know that's Ethan Embry from such movies as, National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation, Dutch, Empire Recrods, and That Thing You Do? He's with those chicks because he probably was waiting their table. I mean, duuuuhhhhhh....
 

I occasionally view this site from a distance. I think it's a fine example of minimalist humor, which has a lasting shelf life on the web. It's websites like this one that grow to unexplainable degrees.

As you for you people attempting to defend the "douche bags" posted here, it would seem to be an exercise in futility. There is nothing that can effect the permanence of your inclusion on this site. Besides, true humorists start by making fun of themselves. And remember, this is definitely not the first time you have been made fun of. It's simply the first time it has been made public.
 

Not only does the BMW confirm the fact that he's a douche, but it also adds to his douche-cred. The only thing worse would have been a huge Hummer with spinners and neon lights.

While I'm ranting, I just want to add several things:
1. This is the least nerdy site I've come across in a long time. How can you call us nerds if we're just looking on the internet?
2. Even the girl regrets the picture - look at the page.
3. What a douche.
4. Quit being anonymous; we want to insult you properly - by your names.
 

And for whoever said "four members": how long does it take for someone to realize that "anonymous" isn't a name?
 

what a douche! drives a bmw...bet it's a 3.25i...ultimate douche vehicle
 

I know this guy and he is a HUGE douchebag, definately the type of guy that this site was designed to draw attention to. F**k the haters, let's rid ourselves of these douches once and for all...