Wait is that guy facing east, because that picture might have been taken when that douche was in mid-bow praising Allah for allowing him to be in presence of 3 chicks that would tollerate him. The chick on the left doesn't look to far alone in the Bleething process. She could probably be saved. All she needs is an injection from my IV. As far as the other two. They are gone. There is no saving them. It's always sad to see a hottie fall prey to the douche and suffer the same tragic fate as the Bleeth. It brings a single tear to my eye just like the Indian in the commercial.
 

Just when I start to feel as if my commentary is too juvenile and sexist, you go and post a photo that justifies my douchitude.
These three chickas deserved the doggie style pounding they no doubt received that night.
As for the nut sack that jumped in front of these honies at the last minute.
He deserves more than a beating.
I'm thinking the end of "Braveheart" where Mel Gibson screams:
"FREEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

DB OUT!
 

Yeah, that douchebag totally fucked up this picture of three babes. I he wasn't in this picture, we'd be able to see some nice T&A. Way to go scrote!
 

Ahhhhahaha look at the fatty in the back trying to get into the picture.

Well, I'm guessing she's fat from the little amount we can see of her. I bet she's fat. Yeah, shes fat.Total porker dude. Trust me on this one.
 

even to risk pissing off hotties i gotta say this. they've no taste in beer. now i'm never gonna get those hotties, which are hot (and about to be bleethed too so let's stare at them all the more), but at least i'm honest.

and that douche? i don't need to see him holding any beer cans to know that his taste in beer is probably worse than the hotties'.
 

The chick in the middle - her face is priceless... either the hottie behind her is wearing a strap-on, or she's practicing her "blow-up sex doll face" impression. She needs that filthy gob stuffed with my left nut.
 

whos this little 9 year old douche kidding. this fag-o-matic probably dicks dudes which explains why hes not with the chicks. lemme reiterate what dr phil was trying to say, this little dirt bag looks like a classic leo di crapppio doing his "i fu*k men in the ass, so sue me" routine. the one farthest right looks like my gf though so i have no problem with her. even if this 'douchtacular' crap boy was strait he would have no possible chance in hell with any of these chicks with the exception of the middle one shes probably too hammered to tell if this stoner douche is a fake gangster macaully culkin faggit or brad pitt...maybe more of a brad armpitt. check those trophies in the back, yep this kid won 4 of 'em while fidgeting with himself in an A.D.D. vs Math contest.
 

think the "hottie in the middle" is from the "Grudge"

THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
 

Ok, going back through the archives now. Since I'm finding that there are a

number of very do-able 'bags up here, I've decided to post under the name

Bag O'Phile since apparently I am one. I won't argue their level of Douche

-osity, that's obvious. Sometimes a douchebag is exactly what I need to get

off before I boot their ass out the door.

This kid's a bit young, but doggy-style, I won't even notice. He'll do.