Fuk-yu & Fuk-me from Austin Powers are all grown up. Too bad they are hanging with douchebags though.
 

What the hell is the function of that f'in handband!?
 

This douche has left me speechless. I am unable to formulate any type of description that would do justice to his utter douchosity. I'll give him credit because it takes a serious douche to leave me speechless.
 

this bag needs to be eaten by Pac Man. so i can get the hotties.
 

What in blue fucking hell?
What IS the function of that string tied around his head?
This douche has cunningly managed to hit a perfect score on the "tool'o-rater." Seriously, his look is so tasteless and innept, that he's probably wanted in 20 states for contaminating everyone with his obvious douche-ness. The guy should get fined every time he shows his face in public for violating the "Public littering" law.

Tool'o-rater

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Ok, I think I have it...that thing on his head...its a leash! Someone is trying to keep his utter douchosity from the masses by restraining him with that rope around his head. Oh thank you Mr. (or Mrs.) Douche-restrainer!
 

String headband with Argentinian national team jersey? Annoying.

String headband with Pac Man T-shirt? Disgraceful.
 

I think I read somewhere that
"Pac-Man" means fat noodle in chinese. That would explain why these two hotties are so willing to pony up to this total bag.
It also means that I'm going out to buy a "Pac-Man" T-shirt as soon as I'm done typing here!
I'm not even going to comment on the head band.

Douchebag OUT!
 

Looks like the headband might actually be a glowstick (see hotties' arms). Trying to scare away ghosts, perhaps?