Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Pac Douche, part 2
I'm not 100%, but I believe this is Pac-Douche making yet another appearance in an inverted 'bag sandwich formation. The hotness of these two sexy little gidgets makes my teeth ache. His douchey facial expression makes me want to toss a dwarf into his head.
Because nothing satisfies an angry urge like a dwarf toss.
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I hope the little blonde cutie punched the 'bag in the mouth after the kiss. For a second there, I thought the brunette had a titty hanging out, then I looked closer.
Almost had some wood going, what a disappointment.
Almost had some wood going, what a disappointment.
# posted by 
: 10:01 AM
: 10:01 AM
I just can't figure this out.
This nut sack is about as attractive as a blob of fermenting cheese.
Probably smells just as bad.
But roll your funky, lip puckering, hair gell comb forward ass up to a club in a hot car bumping booty songs an its two hot orders of poontang comming right up.
As the OD (Original Douche)
Sir Mix A Lot said:
LADIES........Yeah
LADIES........Yeah
Do you wanna roll my Mercedes?
......Yeah
DB OUT!
This nut sack is about as attractive as a blob of fermenting cheese.
Probably smells just as bad.
But roll your funky, lip puckering, hair gell comb forward ass up to a club in a hot car bumping booty songs an its two hot orders of poontang comming right up.
As the OD (Original Douche)
Sir Mix A Lot said:
LADIES........Yeah
LADIES........Yeah
Do you wanna roll my Mercedes?
......Yeah
DB OUT!
Love the look on the blonde hotties face... looks like she is getting a whiff of this douchebag's aura at the last minute and is gonna back away...she has 3 seconds before this piece of douche applies the douchebag chokehold. Even the brunette hottie has the "can u smell what this douche is cooking" eyebrow tilt going on...
# posted by : 3:00 PM
: 3:00 PM
Why is this greasy piece of shit puckering his lips to the camera and not to the hottie? What a queer freakin' douche.
# posted by : 3:05 PM
: 3:05 PM
Like, zoinks, Scoob! It's rare that the sequel is better than the original, but Pac Douche part deux has DOUBLE the douchosity of part one! Cringeworthy...
# posted by : 4:11 PM
: 4:11 PM
He's making that fake Hollywood douche-bag-kiss-kiss face and one of 'em actually fell for it...damn.
# posted by : 4:40 PM
: 4:40 PM
Douchestar Runner said...
Like, zoinks, Scoob! It's rare that the sequel is better than the original, but Pac Douche part deux has DOUBLE the douchosity of part one! Cringeworthy...
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Flowchart Tool'o-rater revision 2
S'Cool
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Tool <----Pac Douche's obvious progress.
Update from Pac Douche's last appearence: Hair that's so greasy that i could behold my reflection in it, classic hollywood douche pose, non-discript pestilence spot on lower lip.
Status: Still smoother then a trout in a bucket of mucus.
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Like, zoinks, Scoob! It's rare that the sequel is better than the original, but Pac Douche part deux has DOUBLE the douchosity of part one! Cringeworthy...
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Flowchart Tool'o-rater revision 2
S'Cool
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Tool <----Pac Douche's obvious progress.
Update from Pac Douche's last appearence: Hair that's so greasy that i could behold my reflection in it, classic hollywood douche pose, non-discript pestilence spot on lower lip.
Status: Still smoother then a trout in a bucket of mucus.
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