This utter skanknut may b a candidate for Douchbag of the Millenium. I haven't seen that many stains on a shirt since,... well, last night. But anyone who sports a 'stashe that utterly rank deserves potential pantheon consideration. This 'bag is like a douche phenom. Comes out of nowhere to dazzle the pros and amaze onlookers. But will his 'baggy powers last? Will he stay near the top of will his 'baggedness slowly fade over time?

All I know is that mustache is gonna haunt my dreams tonight. I can already see it. Giant mustaches chasing me through the set of "Full House" with a grown up Mary-Kate screaming at me to tell her I'm her "bitch." Because a night doesn't pass that Mary-Kate doesn't make it into at least one dream. Even one with a giant douchey mustache in it.