Some men merely inhabit douchiness. They wear it like a costume. Others exude douchitude from the deepest parts of their innermost being. This is one of those special and unique douchebags.

Oh sure he's got a lame mustard yellow t-shirt on that says "Big Mistake" on it. And sure he's wearing another t-shirt underneath that t-shirt. And yes he has the Jesus bling. But don't let that fool you. This douchebag's douchebaggery is much deeper than mere surface elements. It is his core essence. It is his inner zen being.

Like the famous 1950s puppet, his eyebrows say it all. He is Howdy Douchey. And as such, his eyebrows explode with douchosity as two hotties find themselves drawn to his utter and complete douchebaggery.