One of the lesser known uses for that Weed Whacker they sell on late night TV is its 'bag slicing properties. Say you're out on the town. You're having a good time. You've had a few drinks and find you're talking to a couple of cuties, when a total and complete douchebag walks up and sticks out his tongue in a freakish and disgusting way. Just pull out your Weed Whacker, fire it up, and whack away! A quick spin of the Weed Whacker and that bothersome tongue will be history.

I can't figure out why that don't advertise that function in their infomercial. Maybe I should write a letter.