Once, after a long week of going out and hitting up the Night Train, I realized I had forgot to shower. For like nine straight days. I was too drunk to notice for the first eight days, but by the ninth, the odor was too much to ignore. I bring this story up because after scratching myself on the ninth day, a flaky piece of skin fell off me that looked exactly like this total and complete douchebag.

I don't know if it's rough on this guy going through life resembling the dead skin that fell off an unshowered guy's scrote. But clearly it's not an impediment to hooking up with a sexy hottie. A hottie who's also apparently a four star general in the Air Force. Good for you, flaky scrote skin 'bag!! Keep up the good work.