Monday, May 22, 2006
Douchebag of the Week
Okay folks, time to judge who was the biggest 'bag of last week's submissions. I have no idea how to tally this up so the winner is gonna be announced by me based on a careful study of how much Night Train I can drink before arbitrarily making my pick. But you can vote by posting in this thread. I'll announce the winner sometime soon.
What, you think the rules are confusing and half-assed? Welcome to my world, beyoch.
Douchebag #1, "The Scandanavian 'Bag":
Holy crap this 'bag makes me ill.
Douchebag #2, "Prom Bag":
Someone introdue Luke Perry to the back of a shovel. Please.
Douchebag #3, "The Dude Who's Life is Far Better than Yours":
You wish you were this douchebag. Admit it.
I'm exempting the Grieco as he's a professional 'bag so shouldn't really be in this competition. Feel free to add a write-in candidate in the comments section if you don't see your favorite 'bag on here. Remember that the hotties are part of the equation too. Have at it, people. What say you, regular 'bags? "lower case bag," "DB Out," "Douche Czar" and the rest? Lets pick a winner.
And for those who missed out on The Shocker, I've recently received two more pics of our Holy Hero, the man to whom all douchebags bow. I'm waiting to figure out how best to present them, or hopefully get the go-ahead from the man himself. So have faith fellow 'bags. While we've lost some valuable pics along the way, there is still hope. Oh yes. There is still hope.
What, you think the rules are confusing and half-assed? Welcome to my world, beyoch.
Douchebag #1, "The Scandanavian 'Bag":
Holy crap this 'bag makes me ill.
Douchebag #2, "Prom Bag":
Someone introdue Luke Perry to the back of a shovel. Please.
Douchebag #3, "The Dude Who's Life is Far Better than Yours":
You wish you were this douchebag. Admit it.
I'm exempting the Grieco as he's a professional 'bag so shouldn't really be in this competition. Feel free to add a write-in candidate in the comments section if you don't see your favorite 'bag on here. Remember that the hotties are part of the equation too. Have at it, people. What say you, regular 'bags? "lower case bag," "DB Out," "Douche Czar" and the rest? Lets pick a winner.
And for those who missed out on The Shocker, I've recently received two more pics of our Holy Hero, the man to whom all douchebags bow. I'm waiting to figure out how best to present them, or hopefully get the go-ahead from the man himself. So have faith fellow 'bags. While we've lost some valuable pics along the way, there is still hope. Oh yes. There is still hope.
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My vote is for #1. The Hottie is hot and his apparent "dopey-casuality" to being photographed with such a hottie is unbeleivable!
# posted by 
: 4:36 AM
: 4:36 AM
THIS WAS INCREDIBLY HARD, BUT MY VOTE IS FOR #2.
The douchebag is just asking to get punched in the face and his phone snapped in 2 and shoved up his ass... honorable mention to #1, his douchey eyebrows almost get him there and #3 is just a lucky douche. I still want take GrecoDouche in #2 in a hockey jersey over the head style rumble and pummel him to a bloody pulp.
The douchebag is just asking to get punched in the face and his phone snapped in 2 and shoved up his ass... honorable mention to #1, his douchey eyebrows almost get him there and #3 is just a lucky douche. I still want take GrecoDouche in #2 in a hockey jersey over the head style rumble and pummel him to a bloody pulp.
# posted by : 5:53 AM
: 5:53 AM
#2...hate him! He is the typical DB that floats around Newport(where I live) all summer! Will keep my eyes open and camera at ready.
# posted by : 6:17 AM
: 6:17 AM
I dunno, I vote for douchebag #3, Kim Jong Il. I still think he his holding these gorgeous babes at gun point, but ...
#1 bag looks like Karl-Otto Aberthy, from Kellys Hero's fame, #2 is Forrest Gump.
Look at the hot chicka's man!
#1 bag looks like Karl-Otto Aberthy, from Kellys Hero's fame, #2 is Forrest Gump.
Look at the hot chicka's man!
# posted by : 6:29 AM
: 6:29 AM
Prom Bag (#2) because his girl is showing some nice little cleavage, but also because:
1. He has that fucking collar popped on his tux
2. He's too cool to put down the phone for two fucking seconds while a picture is being taken
3. That greasy slick hair
4. The smirk on his face
For these reasons he is the winner and deserves a swift kick to the face by my foot to wipe that ugly mug off.
1. He has that fucking collar popped on his tux
2. He's too cool to put down the phone for two fucking seconds while a picture is being taken
3. That greasy slick hair
4. The smirk on his face
For these reasons he is the winner and deserves a swift kick to the face by my foot to wipe that ugly mug off.
# posted by : 9:00 AM
: 9:00 AM
Just the sight of Prom Bag (2) pisses me off. He's definetly got my vote for 'bag of the week
# posted by : 11:27 AM
: 11:27 AM
I vote for 'bag #2...that douchey facial expression just takes the cake. His attempt to say "I'm a badass, check out my attitude" with his stupid ass look while faking to be on the cell phone makes him the biggest douche by far. Plus the two gallons of hair gel, and fake tan adds to the douchness as well.
# posted by : 11:30 AM
: 11:30 AM
Prom Bag no doubt!
He's a Fagdouche and she's a DIIIIRTY Jersey girl with sparks comming out of her ass.
They probably had an argument over who gives better BJ's.
Lets give this douche a collective polo mallet to the face.
DB OUT!
He's a Fagdouche and she's a DIIIIRTY Jersey girl with sparks comming out of her ass.
They probably had an argument over who gives better BJ's.
Lets give this douche a collective polo mallet to the face.
DB OUT!
My vote is for Douchebag #1. Between the "I'm so wasted" facial expression, the waxed chest and carefully unbottoned shirt to showcase the waxing makes me want to puke. He's like a scandinavian version of a guido douche. Oh the humanity!
Douchebag #2 is a close second though.
Douchebag #2 is a close second though.
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
2. fagbod is acting like he's making the deal on wall street before prom... also the gay grey tux is his icing on a douchbaggious cake.
# posted by : 2:59 PM
: 2:59 PM
ok i'm gonna use "lower case bag" instead of "non-capitals bag" now. why didn't i think of that?
basically, my favorite hottie is with Scandinavian bag, but the bag that pisses me off the most is the prom bag. so that's my main dilemma.
even though i'm very nonplussed about Scandi-bag getting my favorite hottie, i think he will do less harm to society than prom bag, what with him being so doped. so on balance, we would do more moral good if we use the db-of-the-week system to warn the world about - PROM BAG! even though i don't like prom bag's hottie as much as Scandi-bag's hottie, she doesn't hurt either.
so my vote's for prom bag.
oh and i did some research on the bed photo. it was at a hi-tech trade show where they were advertising some kind of pillow, mattress, bed frame, or some such with some kind of gadgets in them. and those were booth babes. Kim Jong Il clearly had no chance at the babes. so he's excused for his 15 seconds of fame with 3 babes at once.
basically, my favorite hottie is with Scandinavian bag, but the bag that pisses me off the most is the prom bag. so that's my main dilemma.
even though i'm very nonplussed about Scandi-bag getting my favorite hottie, i think he will do less harm to society than prom bag, what with him being so doped. so on balance, we would do more moral good if we use the db-of-the-week system to warn the world about - PROM BAG! even though i don't like prom bag's hottie as much as Scandi-bag's hottie, she doesn't hurt either.
so my vote's for prom bag.
oh and i did some research on the bed photo. it was at a hi-tech trade show where they were advertising some kind of pillow, mattress, bed frame, or some such with some kind of gadgets in them. and those were booth babes. Kim Jong Il clearly had no chance at the babes. so he's excused for his 15 seconds of fame with 3 babes at once.
# posted by : 3:35 PM
: 3:35 PM
Gotta go with the prom douche. The utter douchosity of this guy pisses me off to no end. The fact that he thinks he's too cool to put the phone down for the picture, his smug expression that I would love to grind off with a belt sander, his big ass nose that you could land planes on, and worst of all the bowtie inside of the collar so that he could rock the collar and leave a couple buttons open make me want to kill everything alive. Except for the hotties of course.
# posted by : 6:29 PM
: 6:29 PM
Bring The Shocker back. He must be susceptible to bribes....of the usual DB sort. I'm thinking tubes of hair gel, jesus bling, and a freshly laundered batch of polo shirts with collars starched into upright and ready-to-douche position. Or, we could scrape up enough cash to buy him a custom-made douchematic hand splint, so that he can always have his hand in the shocker position, in case he's sleeping, or too drunk to maintain the vulcan finger trick.
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
I want to take #2's phone and shove it down his fucking throat. Who is that inconsiderate piece of fucking shit?! If I were a hot chick and some guy was talking on the phone during our prom pictures, I would rape his ass with a toilet bowl scrubber.
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