See, I would'a thought Scandanavian 'Bag would've had the beter shot at winning what with the hotness level of his nordic beauty. But now that I think about it, this greasy cell-phone 'bag is everything this site exists to mock. That test pattern vest and tie inside the upturned collar clinch the deal.

Yeah I'm talkin' about you, Prom 'Bag.

So give it up for this turd bucket. The first official "Douchebag of the Week" here at HCwD.