Well it was a close vote this week, lots of worthy candidates. It looked for awhile that Grinny McBag had it in the, well, bag but then this douchetacular turd pictured here made a late charge and won the vote. As magician summed it up:

I can't help but keep laughing at Douchebag #4's futile attempts to defend his idiocy. (From here on called: crybaby bag)

Seriously, the guy is a waterfall consisting out of douche. I bet the hottie left of him is holding that cup there to catch the sheer drops of douche that are leaking out of his, err, gaping hole.

Checklist o'douche. Sticky, fat hair in clone haircut no: 1344532. Check. Complete lack of taste or backbone. Check. Innept enough to send his "friends" to comment on an internet statement that simply conducts to reality. Triple-@#$@ing-check. Retarted friends: Check. Drives a crappy car: Check. Gay-trance look: Check. Shaved eyebrows: Double check.

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<----- Crybaby bag; completely off the charts.

Ouch. Magician with the total and complete smackdown, old-school style. Guess it was Crybaby Bag sending his friends over here to defend him that put him over the top in this week's voting.

Second place went to Grinny McBag, who likely annoyed on the strength of the hotties in his douchey presence. Count Douchula and Mickey O'Douche made some strong points about Lime Green Douche, and I think everyone just felt a little sad for the alien.

Good job, fellow 'bags! Let Crybaby wear his crown for the week, and hand it off to one of this week's crop of utter douchebaggery. Among next week's choices will be "Master Bag," so hold your horses, douchestar runner.