This probably isn't the hottest honey to be featured for our perusal here at HCwD, but this utterly rank pile of douchey sewage definitely scores through the roof on the 'bag scale. And hottie isn't so bad. She's got that sweet, midwestern "I'll spend two years getting wild every night with a different guy before settling into that job at the Pig N' Whistle" thing going for her.

As to this douchebag, wow. Featuring one of the rarer 'Bag Hand Gestures, #112, this steaming odor needs to be dropped onto a large metal spike. From a very high altitude. This 'bag is actually able to achieve his high douchosity merely through facial expression and gesture. He needs no baseball cap, dog tags, Jesus bling or upturned collar. He's pure personality douche. That's gotta count for something. As evidenced by the the look on this chick's face. You and me both, sistah.